In a recent interview with X-Biz, Michael Lucas, in discussing his new Lucas Raunch line, gave us a sneak peak of things to come. We don’t like the smell of it one bit: “As for what to expect, we’re doing everything from extensive watersports to farts – yes, you read it right,” he added. “There will also be a lot of spitting, spanking, enemas, medical examinations and lots of hole-stretching/ass play.”
While one might surmise he’s just trying to co-opt the attention that hetero schlock/shock sites like Cake Farts and Pudding Farts (we don’t recommend clicking on either of those links) are getting at the moment, but he seems to knows for sure that gays want to see more farting in their porn and here’s how:
“I read every email from customers that come to me, so I know what I am talking about. Lucas Entertainment is not about my personal preferences. This is about what my audience wants.’
Maybe it’s just some sort of Russian obsession with the anus? Journal of all things hip and edgy, USA Today, reported that an 800-pound bronze statute of an enema — held by three angels — was unveiled at a spa in the southern Russian city of Zheleznovodsk.
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I had a fabulous friend that used to come into the sex club i worked at. . . in boy form. . . .which was rare for him. . .and to get back at the annoying freaks that would insist on fucking around in the smoking room, cuz it was real tiny, he would take a douche bulb and just shoot it up his arse with nothin but air 3 or 4 times. Then go inside and sit down, cross his legs all lady like and wink at them while tootin a tune. ! ! And sayin ‘ Oh i feel like singing from everywhere !!’ or somethin strange like that.
Truly one of my favorite freaks, a real showstealer !
It’s hot. All you guys know it. If yr clean – take yr shits as scheduled, haha – and just keep that area pristine… you can fill it w sum air and just push it back out. Call me a freak… but soon Im gonna be a freak w a hot new porn on the shelf. Yup.
PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP!
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