Serial heartbreaker Jake Cruise is at it again!
After dumping gay porn star boyfriend Topher DiMaggio weeks ago, rumors were swirling that love ’em and leave ’em silver daddy Jake Cruise was shacking up with twink porn star Blade Woods, but that May-December romance (December 2083, to be exact) was over just as soon as it began!
Now, Jake Cruise has taken on a new lover, twink performer Kyler Ash! Sources tell me that the relationship got off to a great start once Kyler convinced Jake to include him in his will.
Congrats to the happy couple!
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I wonder how much those twinks have to pay to get sucked by a hot daddy like Jake?
He’s what I want to be when I grow up! Great role model–bitchy queens just sit here and criticize while Jake is out there making these guys happy.
I am No young thing myself
But every picture I see of this
“Jake Cruise” character, with
twink or twinkless, evokes a
One- word reaction:
S I C K E N I N G
Does rentboy.com offer a seniors’ discount?
There’s an AARP/Medicare joke in here somewhere.
Jake Cruise should start a gay Bachelor series. Maybe he finds true soulmate love that lasts … for a couple of hours.
You know maybe the miss California organization was on to something. Poor Ernie must be some kind of glutton for punishment.
These guys must be real desparate for money. Just looking at him makes my dick soft!!!
…Why the wheelchair? I know I shouldn’t judge Jake Cruise and {INSERT NAME HERE}, and even the elderly has needs, but why the wheelchair? Seriously, was it not looking decrepit suga-daddy enough? Does that twink even speak English?