Naughty Or Nice: What Do Your Favorite Gay Porn Personalities Want For Christmas?

The Sword’s “Christmas List Round-Up” exxxtravaganza continues below with Part 2 (click here for Part 1), and this installment contains a dicey mix of notable names who work both in front of and behind the camera. Finally, here’s your chance to find out what Male Madame David Forest’s #1 wish is (other than endless promotion for Zeb Atlas).

In Part 2, porn stars, directors, agents, bloggers, nuns, and more share the three things they want most this year. And as I’ve already mentioned, if you’re a seriously devoted superfan and you want to buy any of these gifts and have them shipped, email me and I’ll hook you up with details on how to proceed. I’ll also hook you up with a psychologist, because really?

[photo courtesy NextDoorStudios.com]

Jayden Grey
1. I want a Visa gift card that has a balance between $1,000 and $10,000.
2. I want a Sugar Daddy to buy me lots of gifts and to take me on trips.
3. I want my Equinox gym membership paid for for the next two years and upgraded so I can go to any Equinox in the country.

 

Sister Roma
1. My own reality show on BRAVO.
2. The ability to drink and party all night long without being hungover the next day.
3. A Glory Hole Truck (you know, like a food truck, but different).

 

Mike Stabile (GayPornBlog editor & documentary filmmaker)
1. To get this goddamned movie funded, followed by
2. a nine-inch line on
3. a ten-inch dick.

 

Nicco Sky
1. One of those vibrating prostate stimulator things.
2. Somebody to use one of those prostate stimulator things with.
3. A great pair of shoes.

 

Howard “Fabscout” Andrew (talent manager & agent)
1. I want PEACE…and a babysitter to take my job.
2. A day off from porn– JUST 24 hours with no phone, no email, and no models.
3. No more bareback porn.

 

Brandon Wilde
1. I really want some diamond earrings because Brent Everett accidentally bit mine out of my ear when we were go-go dancing lol #FunNight.
2. Some toys for my dog!
3. A nice, naked Bel Ami jock, under my tree! Good thing I’ll be in Europe for X-mas ;))

Jack Shamama (GayPornBlog editor & NakedSword producer)
1. http://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/Houbigant-Paris-Fougere-Royale-Perfume-Fragrance/prod123900032/
2. http://www.aedes.com/Incense-Oud_p_1166.html
3. http://www.luckyscent.com/shop/section/1/item/51402/brand/Agonist/Liquid_Crystal.html

Chi Chi LaRue
1. Willpower
2. A pink, sequined purse from Coach.
3. Sister Roma’s head on a platter.

 

Lawson Kane
1. A two-week tropical vacation for me and my closest family/friends with open bar and drinks 24/7.
2. I want Beyonce to drop her load and get back in shape, ASAP, so me and my best gurlfriend can go to her next world tour concert. And I want front row seats, because when the DVD comes out, we would like to be the queers that are seen going crazy and lip-syncing.
3. Santa can put this under my tree: An attractive/toned/muscular man, my height or a bit taller, my age or a bit older, that has his shit together, is able to have an intelligent or an ignorant conversation, or is able to just shut up. He can hold his liquor if it’s that time, and he can roll a functional blunt if it’s that time. It would be cool, too, if he could speak a different language, could cook, is athletic, enjoys home renovations, and has a good family. Also, he is faithful, not scared of commitment, likes kids more than I do, will take care of a dog, has a fun personality, and is a versatile bottom (just in case I choose to give it up one day). He should also be OK with being ass up under the tree, as he must be ready any and everywhere to get naked, be raped, or take control (I do enjoy a greedy bottom).

David Forest (talent agent & male madame)
1. For my right hand (and I’m right handed) to completely heal from the cellulitis infection that just had to be removed, causing me an unpleasant 8-day hospital stay over Thanksgiving (though I must say that many of the male student/volunteer nurses and techs were cute as could be).
2. For many of the fan favorite gay male XXX stars to take the hint from Roman Heart and Jesse Santana (and others who have turned the corner) and begin including “private meetings” in their repertoire of activities.
3. For Falcon Studios to finally step up to the plate and pay me the commission that is long overdue for Zeb Atlas’s starring role in their Best Men movie. The deal I made with former Falcon President Todd Montgomery was for Zeb to receive $25,000 for his two scenes and for me to receive $3500. Todd was fired before the movie was completed and the new President, Steve Johnson, refused to honor the deal that Todd had made with me. The movie was a HUGE success. [Editor’s note: Jesus fucking Christ.]

Happy Holidays!