My mom is Mormon and my dad is Jewish, so I often like to masturbate to men of one or the other persuasion. Let’s begin with the Mormons.
THE MORMONS
Slade
You may recall Slade from our conversation a few weeks ago. Below, Slade shows off his sacred Mormon undergarments in his Salt Lake City, Utah home. I asked Slade to tell me what draws Mormons to porn, and he told me:
I think maybe it’s that Mormon guys tend to be attractive. Here in Utah they call it the Mormon gene. You know, clean-cut, tall, blonde. I think another reason is that we’re raised in these strict families and we’re so repressed with sex, so I think it’s a form of rebellion.
Landon Conrad
Falcon’s newest exclusive is Slade’s neighbor in Utah and a fellow Latter Day Saint — and I hear that his apparently-even-hotter boyfriend is also considering a move into porn. My interview with Landon is here.
Josh West
The member of San Francisco’s most enviable collared family is yet another Utah Mormon.
Dustin Lance Black
A scary lawyer letter compelled me to remove the images of the Oscar-winning screenwriter’s bareback sex tape with former fuckbuddy Jeff Delancey. But even if the Texan Mormon’s hardcore foray was short-lived, it was nice to be reminded that gay marriage activists sometimes have sex too. (Unfortunately for the skinny boys of LA, the notorious chicken-chaser is moving to New York soon.)
THE JEWS
Chris Yosef
The kosher, polyamorous BDSM hottie commerated his Jewish faith with some Kabbalistic ink on his arm a decade or so ago. His longtime daddy Tony Buff has a matching tattoo. Chris explains the symbolism thusly:
Tony’s on the left for the Dom and mine on the right representing sub. One of the 72 names of God. They represent the spiritual DNA that bind together soulmates. As we would find out years later, That is exactly what they did.
If you want, click here to watch a hardcore Titan Men trailer that depicts Tony Buff shoving a leather-gloved fist up Chris’s asshole.
Mike Dreyden
Jew.
Sammy Case
Jew.
Nick Capra
Wears a Kabbalah bracelet.
Rafael Alencar
Everyone knows that Michael Lucas has cornered the market on Jews, but did you know that his trusty performer Rafael Alencar wears a yarmulke when he flies? That’s right. Jew.
Lucas Entertainment’s Israelis
And of course there are Lucas Entertainment’s Israelis, including roof rompists Jonathan Agassi and Naor Tal, and hooker roommates Matan Shalev and Avi Dar.
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Rafael Alencar must be making a fashion statement by wearing a yamukle, not a religious one. With his foreskin he is not anywhere near to be Jewish.
Nick Capra is Italian, not Jewish. The Kabbalah trend has little to do with Judiaism,
I grew up Mormon on both sides of my family. Somehow escaped the church in my teens and moved to San Francisco where everything went wrong ;-). After decades of not attending, my mom went back to church every Sunday… Frankly I think it was the shock of my coming out… as a porn performer.
Anyway try as I might they still won’t ex-communicate me. Will someone please send them a copy of ‘Link: The Evolution’ or ‘Hotter Than Hell’?
Nick Capra has to be Italian — that Kabbalah nonsense is about as Jewish as Madonna.
And Paul, did you ever visit the link I e-mailed you to the online profile of Landon Conrad’s hotter boyfriend Nick? These pics don’t even do him justice:
http://www.connexion.org/viewprofile.cfm?id=274548