We met Shane on the red carpet at the Cybersocket Awards, and he seems funny, cool and self-possessed. But we’ve always felt that if you’re going to make a 9-minute-long video, there’d better be a cum-shot or a sordid incest confession in there somewhere.

(Spoiler: There is neither. Or at least, there isn’t in the first two-and-a-half minutes, at which point we started searching Google for pictures of his penis.)

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