The Dallas Voice reports that Mark Dalton is not going anywhere. That is, he’ll continue to masturbate when there are cameras around. But "the man born Jeremy Sons" has a new focus now: amateur body-building. He’ll compete at the Ronnie Coleman Strongman Classic on April 8th in Dallas, and he’s been preparing with the help of "a patron, David."
A patron, eh?
Anyway, here’s Mark on his perfect body:
Ever since I was 16, I’ve always had a six-pack, no matter what I ate. Most normal days, I eat Taco Bell, Whataburger with fries, fajitas with sour cream, flan. My mom says it’s good breeding. I’ve never done cardio in my life until the last couple of weeks…In every magazine I’ve even been in, I have never dieted. Never.
Clearly working out helps to a certain extent, but I poop on the muscle man who brags about his self-discipline instead of thanking his momma.
UPDATE: I’m wrong.
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Who knows. I think its all the sex I… I mean he, has.
^ took this entry WAYYYY too seriously.
He’s talking about “6-pack” definition — not muscle mass.
Definition is all about how much body fat accumulates over all muscle sizes, burying the definition.
Dalton only got his big muscle mass from self-discipline and lifting weights. Nobody is born with huge pecs and biceps. They come only to people who work them out rigorously one way or another.
Genetics can only make leanness and definition come easily to people. Those born with high metabolisms have an easier time eating anything while not getting fat, whereas the majority of people can’t stay thin eating anything, especially the older they get.
So don’t confuse the two. If Mark Dalton never lifted weights with lots of discipline (or the free time that being in jail affords), then he would still have a “six pack” but he would be a scrawny boy.