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Man Claims His Massive Wang Cost Him A Job

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Channel 4 has recently started airing a brand new show that will probably be of interest to all the big dick lovers on this blog. The show, appropriately titled My Massive Cock, follows around an array of men with honkin’ slabs of meat between their thighs as they reveal the truths behind living day-to-day with some girthy nine or ten-inch penis.

In one installment of the show, we meet Joe, the owner of a cock that is so big that he has to wear “special underwear” to be able to “fit everything in” his pants. The man describes his member to be “about a 12th” of his height at an estimated nine and a half inches long and seven inches around.

Not everything about Joe’s oversized dick is great though. According to the hung man, his wiener once cost him a job after someone thought it was rocking a hard-on throughout his entire interview.

“I went for this interview and I thought the interview went really well, but suit trousers are well-fitting, very tight,” revealed Joe. “The response I got was, ‘You’re not going to get the job. We thought you were a good candidate, but we thought there was inappropriate behavior happening. They thought I had an erection throughout this whole interview and they were very much like, ‘Your attire wasn’t right.'”

If you want to see what Joe’s dick looks like, it unfortunately doesn’t look like he has an OnlyFans, but during his episode of this phallic show, he was able to show off his bulge many times and even present a replica of his schlong for the camera. Watch below for more shots of Joe’s cock and be sure to let us know what you think of this man and his big dick problems down in the comments!

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5 thoughts on “Man Claims His Massive Wang Cost Him A Job”

  1. “…suit trousers are well-fitting, very tight.”

    Umm… no. Suit pants are not very tight, you just wear them tight because you like how they make you look. Honestly, I doubt the story is even true and he’s just bragging.

  2. It’s pretty funny that a programme on broadcast television can be titled, “My Massive Cock” and show what is still very adult images. The pixilation hides identity, it does not actually block the forbidden object. A black box would have done the job, so clearly the pixilation is meant to titillate. I have saved the show but I haven’t gotten around to watching it yet.

  3. Wearing “very tight trousers” to an interview with that blessing was the mistake. It’s not like it just grew on the way to the interview.

  4. Think there is more to this story than meets the eye. Like there are ways to conceal that boner, if its that big flaccid…..I know this much if he was in front of me I would be down to get pounded by him and that weapon of ass destruction!

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