Madonna Album, Which Every Good Card Carrying Gay Heard Last Week, Officially Drops

Hey, we liked a few of the tracks, and the old gal has always had great instincts when it comes to partnering with of-the-moment producers and collaborators like Justin and Timbaland.  But we wouldn’t go so far as Mr. Straube does in his “Can’t. Think. Clearly.” and “Jaunty! Dance! Energy!” and “File under ‘Sassy Single White Female Has
Funky Meltdown.’ Love it.”

Please excuse us if we can’t get quite that gay about it.

Now get back on that stairmaster with the iPod, gurl. Summer’s almost here.

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