Yes, she’s turning 50 next month and yes, she’s had a bad couple of months (A-rod, divorce rumors, the “tell-all” bio scribed by her bro) … but if she starts going down the Joan Rivers path we’re totally snipping off our Kaballah bracelets, stopping this raw food diet and totally start smoking again.
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