Hopefully, it’s true. Hopefully, because we’re totally bored of Ellen
and Rosie and Anderson Cooper and the current crop of sober-to-tears
crowd and have been waiting about six months to see Lilo’s picture on
Perez Hilton with real pubes on it instead of Photoshopped coke
boogers. But as for confessions? It didn’t quiet have the closet-jumping-out directness that we hoped. So we have to wonder, given that extra-tabloidy Mirror
cracked it, if that initial clause-the “talking about her special
someone Sam, Lindsay said”-couldn’t just has easily have been
“Talking about her relationship with Obama…” or “Talking about herself, Lindsay said … “
This smells worse than Anne Heche after a three-day ecstacy binge. We
expect “clarification” to come from publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick any
moment now, so get your fingers out of your panties, ladies. We suspect it will come in the form of “Lindsay ended the relationship immediately upon discovering that Sam was not a boy.”
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Hohan would be a great addition to lezbo culture. The new face of the lilith faire. Rosie does her part, now let’s show the rest of the world what Lezbos like HOhan can really get into.