Lindsay, Chace & Ed Do Blow* and Have 6AM Girl Talk

OK Magazine calls this a “booty call,” but we would obviously wager this was more of a cokey rendez-vu, given the lateness of the hour and LiLo’s well known love of the booga shuga.  Details are scarce, naturally, but that will not stop OK–or The Sword!–from laying down a few guesses and innuendos–some more educated than others.

We know first of all that Chace is 100% confirmed homosexual*, and we also know that Lindsay is looking very fucking thin lately and will never stop enjoying the blowing of rails, come Promises or high water.  We understand that Chace is roommates in Chelsea with Gossip Girl costar Ed Westwick, and we’ve heard the two of them are totally messy just like real straight people!

Above all, the reason why we know this story is a complete lie–or a cover for what was basically a scene out of a very fast-talking, teeth-rubbing version of The Babysitters Club, with Ed and Chace in their jammies and Lindsay stomping around the room yammering about politics and switching the music every two minutes–is that Chace Crawford has got an aggro publicist who can not stop leaking “insider” gossip to the tabloids that implies he’s straight.  Note the quote below, which was probably direct from said publicist, regarding the week LiLo and Chace first met back in October:

“[Lindsay] has a habit of over texting people, especially when she’s attracted to them which is what happened with Chace. She’d have insomnia and he’d wake up to 5 or 6 text messages asking what he was up to. She has a habit of getting bored in the middle of the night and likes to flirt and get attention in order to keep her busy. Chace never acted on some of the things she suggested like meeting up, it was a little stalker like and creepy to be honest. He was just trying to be friendly!”

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An Early Morning Booty Call for Lindsay and Chace?
(OK Magazine)
HoHan Ate a Big Mac (Dlisted)

*Allegedly.


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