Legrand Wolf Wants to Rate Your Cock

Who better than Legrand Wolf to know a great cock when he sees it? He gets to look at his big daddy dick every day! Would you send him your dick pic for evaluation? (Don’t worry, he’ll be gentle.)

In case you need a reminder, this is a look at Legrand and his amazing cock (bod, cum gutters, face, everything!):

(Just to reiterate: He’s soft in that pic.) We’re guessing Legrand is a fan of doggos. If you haven’t stumbled across the Twitter or Instagram feed of We Rate Dogs, you’re missing out. For over five years, it has been providing extreme doses of cuteness like this:

This is Doc. He wants to be a beekeeper. Definitely didn’t get stuck going through the trash. 13/10 dream big buddy pic.twitter.com/KHWsFpADVj

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) February 16, 2021

Perhaps inspired by that, Legrand started his “Rate My dick” campaign back in January with this call out on Twitter:

Anybody want me to rate your dick? I promise I’ll be gentle, if you promise you’ll be hard.

Send a pic to my DMs — no face shots! — and I’ll tweet out a rating. #carnalrates

— Legrand Wolf (@WolfLegrand) January 11, 2021

Wow! Thanks for all the pics of your cocks, guys! The response has been amazing.

I’m going to give your dicks my thought and attention, and I’ll start tweeting out my ratings later this week. Look for the hashtag #carnalrates!

— Legrand Wolf (@WolfLegrand) January 11, 2021

My first cock rating is coming Tuesday, and I’ve had a *lot* of fun looking at the entries. You guys are hot fucking studs. #carnalrates

— Legrand Wolf (@WolfLegrand) January 14, 2021

Needless to say, the feedback has been positive, and Legrand has been sharing the hard pics and his ratings since then. But it’s not just about the pic—he also works hard with his prose, crafting erotic back stories and fantasies (and working in things like MoMa and film noir!) as he appreciates your meat (and anything else in your picture, like furniture, Funko Pop figures and your kitty litter box).

Here’s a sampling:

Cock Rating Time! This stud left some drawings on his coffee table, and his cock is a work of art, too. The girth has my mouth watering, and I love a man who wears a cock ring in the middle of the day. That’s real commitment. On a scale of 1-10 this cock gets a 13. #carnalrates pic.twitter.com/13CbSZ89Za

— Legrand Wolf (@WolfLegrand) January 25, 2021

Cock Rating Time! This gorgeous dick is about as as long as my forearm, and that slight curvature means it’s pointing at a nipple I want to nibble on after I’ve finished deep throating. I appreciate the helpful directions. On a scale of 1 to 10, this cock gets a 15. #carnalrates pic.twitter.com/i2rw2e33EY

— Legrand Wolf (@WolfLegrand) January 27, 2021

Cock Rating Time! I love this pic from @elpollonero because it tells a story. I imagine this stud is a little shy, and normally he keeps his hands in his pockets. But today he’s so horny he’s got to let his long, hard, missile-straight dick do some talking. 14/10 #CarnalRates pic.twitter.com/x4vz4Xlcw3

— Legrand Wolf (@WolfLegrand) February 3, 2021

Cock Rating Time! This hot fucking pic comes from @wahoowa2017, and all I can say is, “Damn.” His cock is so heavy it has to rest on the bed. That furry body needs a mouth all over it, and I even like the pattern on the pillowcase! This cock gets a perfect 69/10. #CarnalRates pic.twitter.com/WyHh1P75SO

— Legrand Wolf (@WolfLegrand) February 5, 2021

This delicious, uncut dick belongs to @lukeadams87, and I feel like those Funko Pop figures in the background: Excited to be looking and wishing I could get closer! 13/10 #carnalrates pic.twitter.com/BPSMonmD8V

— Legrand Wolf (@WolfLegrand) February 16, 2021

Cock Rating time! I love the “red light district” sexiness here. It makes me feel like I’m in a film noir, where I’m the detective and I’ve got to pump this cock for answers. And I’m definitely ready to pump it. 14/10 #carnalrates pic.twitter.com/pXtmyKkrRs

— Legrand Wolf (@WolfLegrand) February 17, 2021

Cock Rating Time! That swimsuit tan is making me fantasize about hiring this stud to be my naughty pool boy. And I love the way he’s pointing his beautiful cock toward the clothes on the floor. It’s like he’s saying, “Kneel here, it’ll feel good on your knees.” 15/10 #carnalrates pic.twitter.com/jmidjoIrF4

— Legrand Wolf (@WolfLegrand) February 18, 2021

Cock Rating time! And… damn. The “art catalog” lighting, the elegant curve on the cock, and the little reservoir of pubic hair. I feel like I could see this hanging in a museum, and then I’d get in trouble for jerking off at MoMa. I’m giving it a perfect 69/10 #carnalrates pic.twitter.com/VcpHU95Sxy

— Legrand Wolf (@WolfLegrand) February 19, 2021

This beautiful cock comes from @Scotty__Jay. I love that dark shaft, and while I’m sucking it, I want to run my hands over those chiseled abs.

Meanwhile, I’m here for the kitty litter box in the corner. That’s the only pussy this cock ever needs to see! 15/10
#carnalrates pic.twitter.com/95Yi9DU0Ed

— Legrand Wolf (@WolfLegrand) February 23, 2021

Cock Rating time!

Nice full bush? ✅
Hot fucking veins to lick? ✅
Visual reference to football that gives me locker room fantasies? ✅

13/10 #carnalrates pic.twitter.com/4bxHOTSupw

— Legrand Wolf (@WolfLegrand) March 3, 2021

Check out Legrand’s Twitter feed for more cock ratings. In the meantime, see more of Legrand at FunSizeBoys!

What do you think of Legrand’s new venture? (I’ll take wahoowa2017 and that bushy Arizona Cardinals cock, thank you very much!) Would you send him a cock shot to share with the world?