“We are always looking for guys that stand out sexually, and with a
sense of themselves that sets them apart as individuals- unique, sexy
guys with that special cocky attitude,” said Cockyboys rep Kyle Majors
about the model search. “Once the boys appear at the T-Dance in Palm
Springs everyone at the White Party will know what standard I’m talking
about,” Kyle said.
While we’re unclear why anyone would do a model search at a convention
of naked middle-aged dentists, we do know that the Cockyboys standard,
which includes smooth skin and a youthful glow will be in short supply
and we fear that some aging daddy will end up wearing little Tory’s
dermis over their AussieBum thong to the Sunday T-dance in a gruesome Silence of the Lambs tableau. Don’t put the lotion in the basket, Tory!
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