Kellogg’s now has a piss-poor excuse for skipping breakfast. And we have the video.
We know about a reported Kellogg’s employee pissing on a production line’s conveyor belt at their Memphis, Tennessee because he filmed it. They are seeking to “identify the individual responsible.” All they have to go by is his dick.
The video has already received more than half a million views. Kellogg’s has date-stamped video from 2014 and placed it at their Memphis, TN, factory. This plant produces Rice Krispies Treats cereal, Rice Krispies Treats, puffed rice products, and apparently, watersports enthusiasts.
According to TOMOnews, “Kelloggs’ conducted its internal investigation upon learning of the video’s existence on March 11. A Kellogg’s spokesman said in a statement the company is “outraged by this completely unacceptable situation.”
Adds RT.com, Kellogg’s is tying the incident to a 2014 labor dispute that began when they tried to bring in non-union workers at the facility. However, given the uncertain date, it remains unclear how the two are related.
As for exposing the culprit, internet sleuths at WorldStarUncut are already at work. While I don’t think they are getting closer to identifying the worker, comments like this, however, make it clear why Donald Trump is the current front-runner to the “‘KKK is A-OK’ and ‘Make Them Pay For The Damn Wall'” set …
Why are people saying he’s black? Clearly the dude is Mexican. Mexicans are the ones with small uncut dicks that they contribute from their Asian ancestors. If dude were black he’d have to be mixed because the color is a little on the lighter side of non-white, but my money is on Mexican. Low under-the-table wages, little dirty uncut dick, annoying bitchy fat Mexican wife, early on-set grey hairs, smelly…. Yeah he’s dealing with some heavy issues.
Way to keep it classy, America. Not really sure who pissed in their breakfast cereal … but maybe we’ll all know soon.
Oh that’s hot. I’d drink it!