The Sword: You once tweeted that “$1 is NEVER enough to touch the penis.” You weren’t following me then, but now that you are, I’d like to ask: just how many dollars does it take to touch your dick?Jeremy Bilding: I’d go into the triple digits. $100 just to touch it, and that’s not even to fool around with it. But then you have a lot guys who don’t mind. $20 seems to be the average rate. But it’s rude to go for to touch the dick for $1. If all 800 people are going to try that, I don’t want to have to worry about where those hands have been. I mean, I might want to use that dick later on. Not to mention that in some clubs, whipping out my dick could get the club fined or me fired.
TS: Finger up the ass?
JB: No amount of money. You couldn’t give me a brand new BMW and a million dollar allowance a week.
I personally would allow someone to stab me in the ass for a million dollar a week allowance, so I thought Jeremy was being disingenuous. But then Jeremy Bilding announced a shocker for the very first time to The Sword. He’s ticklish. Specifically around his asshole.
TS: I see. Is that why you don’t ever get rimmed?JB: Yes. For me, getting rimmed is like tickle torture. Maybe I’ll work something out eventually, but for now I tell the boys I work with not to go for the hole or the crack. One scene partner who started rimming me without warning, I was lying on my back and he was between my legs, and by instinct my legs just clamped shut right around his whole jaw. Everywhere between his jaw and neck was vice clamped like a bear trap. It was automatic. I released after a second and he was like, “Gaaaahggh!”
TS: Ouch.
JB: Right. And I don’t tell people I’m ticklish because then they’ll tickle you. The last time this happened, a girl started tickling my leg and I instinctively snapped shut into the fetal position and catapulted her six feet across the room. I felt awful.
TS: Cool. Back to tipping. Does the hotness of the tipper affect the tipping scale?
JB: If you’re a good go-go dancer hotness is not a factor, and it shouldn’t be. Your job is to flirt like everybody has a chance to hook up with you at the end of the night. I can’t deny I’m not guilty of fooling around with people I met up as a go-go boy because they were attractive, but you didn’t see anything while I was up on stage. Go-go boys will flock to the tippers and not the hot guys.
TS: So someone like me, someone who is just exceptionally hot, should still tip?
JB: You know I’ve actually overheard guys outside the club saying things like, “Oh, I can poke and prod, but I don’t tip go-go boys because I don’t have to.” They think they’re hot enough to molest anyone they want. That’s not true.
TS: What’s the biggest tip you’ve ever gotten?JB: I’ve been slipped $100 bills a few times, which is kind of nice. And some of them are really sneaky about it, and you’ll be cleaning out your underwear or body later that night and you’ll find a couple $100 bills. And it’s like, oh, where did those come from?
TS: Now some Do’s and Don’t’s. Do:
JB: Say, “Thank you,” or anything that makes me feel okay to be dancing in my underwear in public.
TS: Don’t:
JB: Ask, “How’s it going?” or tell me which movie you just saw. When I get off the box I’m happy to shoot the shit but not while my ear is right next to the speaker.
TS: Do:JB: Feel free to tip just a dollar. It says, “I’m glad you’re here.”
TS: Don’t:
JB: Get mad at the girls.
TS: Say what?
JB: I enjoy having sex with everybody so I don’t mind having girls in the club. Because a lot of times they’ll bring out the shy boys, and I love me some shy boys. We have a lot in common. So having the girlfriends preying on their shy friends and bringing them to me, I love that.
TS: A girl who will pimp a fag is one thing, but the girls who hog go-go dancers and make out with the straight ones, I shouldn’t get annoyed at them?
JB: I don’t like that mindset because of, you know, the whole equality thing. And girls are often the ones to incite a fun and friendly dynamic. The other night in San Francisco it was three girls who got everything started. Girls are good at starting happy time.
TS: But what about urethra time?
JB: Of course, sex clubs are another thing. But in bars, I mean, I’m a white kid, I don’t know how to dance and I’m just up there like a monkey fucking a coconut. So I’m more about getting people to have fun than being a midnight hip thruster.
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I hate to break it to you, but less than 25% of men/teens who perform in gay porn actually lead a “gay life” offset. Slightly better than the percentage of women who perform the obligatory lesbian scenes in straight porn and actually have sex with women in their private lives (did I ruin your fun by letting you know those girls aren’t really into eating each other’s pussies and are just pretending to cum for cash?) LOL! Alot of the guys have girlfriends, wives, and even kids. The “gay pornstar couple in real life” propaganda you sometimes see the industry put out is just that, propaganda. They are the ambassadors to the community and to the gay media, it’s all public relations for the consumer. It goes far beyond the actors that claim they’re bi or straight publicly, most of the “gay” ones are really straight too. Since drugs are rampant in the industry (how many shivering bodies with huge red rashes on their chests and necks have you seen over the last few years in gay porn? That’s the viagra/meth/coke cocktail that’s known as the performer’s little helper). If you’re desperate for drugs/cash, and you’re high as a kite to help you get through it, there’s nothing that will stop a straight man from bending over. And if he’s reluctant there are dozens of other desperate straight boys to take his place…It’s really shocking that so many fans of gay porn have no idea the wool is being pulled over their eyes…
He’s straight? Really…
Ditto! Ten times ditto. It’s hard to articulate my feelings about this article, but shut the fuck up and give me a fucking break come to mind. “Straight Guy Seduction” in amateur porn used to be hot. It was always a crap shoot with amateur porn – sometimes it was hot and sometimes it was like watching paint dry. But the hottest scenes always featured a guy who genuinely seemed new to the whole thing, so all the feelings were real and fresh.
These days, the “str8 bait” theme is slapped on anything and everything including those titles that feature hyperventilating Eastern European twinks getting DP’ed bareback. What does it say when the most successful genre’s of porn are extremely brutal straight titles (Rocco anyone?), cum fetish bareback gay porn (a gallon of cum up the ass – really?) and straight guys heavy petting and fucking each other with soft dicks–have you ever scene a Randy Blue movie?
It’s just not hot anymore. In a world where gay and straight continue to be social distinctions (one has waaaaaaaaaaay more rights) guys who suck dick and get fucked while keeping a white knuckle grip on their straight identity is so not hot. Ooh…Cody Cummings “let” some guy eat his ass!! Eureka! Ooooh…such and such got fucked!! Big fuckin deal.
OK so I am bitter.
you know what, less is more. Maybe he should take a hiatus from porn in general. The guy seems like a douche every time he is interviewed… and apparently, the barebacking history is irrelevant in order to work for Chi Chi. Bunch a hypocrites.
He likes to have sex with everybody???? Since when?? You should ask him the last time he had sex with a man off camera and not for money. Is there a gay for pay handbook that people like Bilding and Nash Lawler must memorize? Their answers are very similar. While I’m not a fan of gay for pay performers, I’d have more respect for someone who is honest about it rather than trying to pretend he’s into both sexes so he won’t anger the gay fans.
He wants the girls there because he’s straight. He doesn’t give a damn about the men. These gay for pay guys who try to imply they are gay or bisexual are pathetic. The only reason he’s doing gay porn is because he’d be nothing in straight porn. Gay porn fans are more gullible and will lust after the straight guy.