Hayden Harding

This JD Vance Gay Porn Parody is Sofa King Funny!

Did vice presidential nominee JD Vance actually fuck a sofa? Probably not, but that hasn’t stopped the world from believing he has, and that’s good enough for us (he did, however, actually dress in drag, making his homophobia all the more…curious).

So it was just a matter of time before the gay porn parody came along, and who else but Men.com to step up to the plate? (For once, I am fully on board with the studio’s silliness!) Even better, we get a look at handsome newcomer Hayden Harding (a very presidential sounding name), a beefy hunk of man muscle.

Stressed out at work, Hayden eyes that plush couch in his office…and damn if it doesn’t make him so horny that he needs to lick it, dry hump it, and then fuck the seam between those cushions like his life depends on it (hey, we’ve all fucked at least one unexpected object in our lives, right?!). That’s when hunky aide Brogan walks in and catches his boss in the act.

It’s a welcome distraction, and the two decide to use those cushions for comfort as they suck and fuck each other in a hot flip that ends with Brogan taking a load to his sexy face. (And bonus points to Men.com for the Diet Mountain Dew in the background!) What’s the strangest inanimate object you’ve ever fucked? (And if you were going to fuck a couch, would you opt for fabric or leather?)

See the full scene at Men.com!

 
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3 thoughts on “This JD Vance Gay Porn Parody is Sofa King Funny!”

  1. To be honest, I did not understand that this is a parody of JD Vance, and why do it. I am confused by the fact that the flag was not ironed. As for the scene itself, Hayden Harding is so cool that even sex with a sofa looks very hot. Brogan is also very sexy. These two guys made a great scene, they don’t leave me indifferent, I would love to visit these guys at the boss office.

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