It’s An Ugly Underwear Contest

Vote for your favorite pair here. Each entry below is accompanied by the wearer’s statement.

Martin: "Absolutely and authentic, my style is egocentric – as I heard about that great idea of the ugly underwear contest, immediately this christmas present came to my mind and I didn’t want to hide it. One of the ugliest things I have ever seen."

Richard: "Alas my tan lines don’t show at all in any of the pictures, such is the evil of indoor lighting. And the evil of low res crap camera phones too."

George: "I’m sorry, I seem to lack the ability to make something really ugly! This is my last attempt. If this isn’t ugly, I don’t know what is."

Enzo: "I want to know… who she was. When she was here. What we have done. And why? Why have we done what I don’t know anymore. And by the way: what’s your name again?"

Peter: "Here’s a little something I dragged from the back of my underwear draw. It’s an original 90’s SHIRTOLOGY turquoise thong. I’m still wearing it now as i type this."

Milo: "I don’t own any ugly underwear, only sexy!"

Julia and Ben: "That’s the last straw, Horst!"

Haikal: "I don’t need to iron my panties and they don’t need to look good. I will kiss the boy anyway."

 

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