Is This The Worst Blowjob Of All Time?

It’s hard to judge from just a 30-second preview clip, but I’m going to judge anyway and say that this is the worst blowjob of all time.



Flynn’s awful cocksucking skills are on full display at the 20-second mark. Ridiculous!

[FratmenSucks.com: Cole & Flynn]

But, just because it’s the worst blowjob doesn’t mean it isn’t also the hottest blowjob. Every once and a while, the tortured sight of a straight guy who not only has no idea what the hell he’s doing but who also would clearly rather be doing anything else makes for great gay porn. It’s like watching the school bully being forced to say “sorry” to a nerd or watching a criminal pick up trash on the side of the freeway. There’s a great feeling of superiority and power in watching people do stuff they don’t want to do! In this case, a gay porn blowjob on the internet.

Also, Cole and Flynn are hot to look at. And what is really hot is that Fratmen let Cole grow all his hair out. His first scene from years ago (on the left) versus what he looks like today. Much, much better.

AND:

My favorite Fratmen blowjob scene of all time (not nearly as bad/good as the one above), starring Cole and Shay:

 

[FratmenSucks.com: Cole & Shay]
 

7 thoughts on “Is This The Worst Blowjob Of All Time?”

  1. If you insist on putting straight guys in gay porn, then you are going to have guys who cannot suck a penis properly but are also not turned on by it. The director should care enough to do something. Having one guy looking at something instead of pretending to enjoy being sucked by another guy is also a problem. It’s no wonder that guys in bi porn seem to enjoy a blowjob by a female more than with a guy. These straights will never be inspired to give proper head and their acting skills are so bad they cannot even pretend they enjoy it.

  2. The other day, while I was at work, my sister stole my iphone and tested tto see if
    it can survive a forty foot drop, just so she can be a youtube
    sensation. My iPaad is now broken and she has 83 views. I know this is totally off topic buut I
    had to shsre it with someone!

  3. I agree with Mike. Fratmensucks does suck. The only really hot scenes on that site are the ones with Diego. He is hot and a good performer.

  4. This is pretty common in gay porn though. A lot of the pro-am sites and practically everything from Eastern Europe is like this. What’s worse is when you see straight porn playing in the background and realize that’s why the guy keeps looking off screen.

    I wouldn’t go so far as to call it a “great feeling of superiority”, though. If anything, I vacillate between cringing and feeling pity for them; neither of which I want to be feeling when I watch porn.

  5. If you go to the site you can find many examples of how not to suck a dick. Whoever came up with that name for that site knew what they were doing because most guys there suck at sucking. And for the price they charge to watch is crazy as well. They must believe that there are plent of fools to purchase their content, but if I were the owner I would be embarrassed to even be a part of that. To each his own but I choose to find real porn with guys that at least look like they are enjoying what they do.

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