He might be all smiles in the recent photos posted above, but could Perez Hilton’s diet of Lean Pockets and nothing else be putting him on the verge of death? The #1 celebrity blogger is clearly wasting away and a shell of his former larger-than-life self thanks to his dramatic weight loss (via Grilled Chicken Jalapeno Cheddar Lean Pockets), and many are now wondering if his new bikini body is even “worth it” considering the fact that his life may be in jeopardy. Is Perez Hilton dying?
Last December, the former morbidly obese provocateur made the below video to promote the delicious yet dangerously addictive snack food Lean Pockets, appearing disheveled, manic, and alarmingly gaunt. He can be heard slurring his words throughout the clip, and at one point is even seen holding a Lean Pockets box upside down, which many have interpreted as either a sign of increasing dementia or a desperate cry for help. #PrayforPerez?
A majority of nutritional experts agree that Perez Hilton will die if he continues losing weight through his Lean Pockets diet, but given that this “Live Famously” contest runs through the end of March, Perez Hilton and Lean Pockets are bound together for almost a whole month more.
Can Perez Hilton hold on until March 31st, or will he end up dying of Lean Pockets-related wasting?
What is your favorite Lean Pockets flavor?
Is Perez Hilton’s Lean Pockets meltdown just a stunt in an effort to “go viral,” or has he really lost his mind?
If The Sword were to endorse a microwaveable snack food, what would it be?
Will Perez Hilton ever return to his happier, healthier self?
Doctors insist that overweight people experience a variety of ailments that can be perfectely attributed to their own excess weight.
This is skinny? -__________- PLEASE. I’m 6’3 and 140. I’ve been skinny my entire life, those arms of his are looking flabby, ME? I’m actually skeleton. It’s only dangerous if his BMI is extremely low, but how tall is he?
Perez Hilton is still around? And so’s his “gossip blog”? That tired old thing, bless his heart.
Perez has faded. I do love though when it’s usually the fattest bitches who scream ‘you should eat a sandwich’ or ‘…has AIDS’
I agree with many on here, he was a vicious , nasty, cunt who ruined many lives and even threatened many people who were in the closet of outing them. That is reprehensible and downright evil. No matter how much weight he loses or how much fame he obtains he will always be a self loathing, pathetic, stereotypical, obnoxious, parody, who lives off of the misfortune of others. Don’t get me wrong I love a bit of gossip as much as the next person but his comments are hurtful and vicious. I agree that that “other” blog is by far much better written, wittier and refreshing than Perez’s
Dying or not, I do believe he’s won awards… as supposed to you. You’ve been begging, complaining and bitching and still nothing.
Can’t we agree they are both sad?
Then please leave if you have a problem with Zach and the way he articulates himself. Trust me most of us would not miss you at all.
That is the notorious Tina diet
Lean Pockets yet one more way to get cash, but not involved otherwise.
Um it looks more like he is partying with Tina and that is what is causing the weight loss….. Faces of Meth anyone????
No matter what he weighs he will always be fugly.
His picture on GWIP scared the living hell out of me, honestly… I liked his shape when he was a bit chubbier but happy…now it LOOKS as if he’s happy, but c’mon we’re not blind…
All the hatred in these comments is sickening. Leave the guy alone. He looks amazing
He looks raggedy.
one can hope
As someone who went through a big weightloss (130 pounds), it’s hard not to get addicted to being skinny. You get the endless compliments and just want to keep going to the possible detriment of your health. He certainly shouldn’t get any smaller but he’s probably right on target for his height according to basic BMI stuff.
Sources close to Perez say that he is struggling with food addiction. He is trying to stay on the Lean Pocket diet. However he is often seen at Millions of Milkshakes in weho tossing em back. Sad story. Our prayers are with you Sir Perez Hilton.
Please, he gained weight on purpose so he could go on some diet Reality TV show. Every single thing he does is to get attention. Him being so drastically thin is just another ploy so the media is getting all ‘concerned’ about him. His ultimate death will be when the public finally goes: Perez who? And that moment cannot come too soon.
That bitch went the Star Jones route and got her stomach stapled! Hot pockets is all she can eat. If she eats more she’ll puke! Not that Perez would mind, bulimia is part of Hollyweird!
This seems to be working better for him then celebrity fit club.
Do not worry; he will gain a few pounds like we all do after an extreme weight loss.
Good for him.
I have a feeling it wasn’t just the Lean Pockets that made him lose the weight… I think he got AIDES…….
Quit bringing this person into my life. Anyway the gay we LUV to hate now is Cunty Country Club Colton Cumby from “Survivor”, or haven’t you read. That queen is a scream as he looks at his fingernails as his latest victim is voted off.
Oh man I hate that fucking evil queen. He’s a flaming gay, racist republican. He would make a perfect right-wing politician.
And are we sure that Perez Hilton wasn’t cursed by a gypsy because he ran over his daughter? I’d say that’s more believable than that he actually worked hard to lose all that weight.
Oh, it’s the right-wing Republican thing? I think if he were wearing an Obama button he’d be seen as one of the most memorable crafty contestants in over 20 years of Survivor. He’s a little queeny gay who has every male on the show doing what he wants and scared of him when he was sure he would be first voted off. I about choked laughing at him lying back on his chaise while the men come groveling before him. “Colton wants to see you!” Colton: (whine) “Oh, shut up! You’re going home next! (eyeroll) Just go away! (looks at fingernails)”