Is James Jamesson Literally An Elf?

You’d think after all the time I’ve spent looking at and daydreaming of James Jamesson I would’ve already noticed, but it didn’t hit me until just now that he has elf ears. James Jamesson is an elf.

James being an elf is just one more oddly sexy thing about him to jerk off to, I guess. And no, I don’t mean “elf” like those old queens the Keebler Elves, I mean a handsome and magical elf with secret powers (e.g., the power to give me a discount on James Jamesson’s Rentboy ad).

Remember when Orlando Bloom made elves a thing in those Lord Of The Cock Rings movies? Well, now James Jamesson is the Orlando Bloom of gay porn. #TeamHotElfs

Look at how cute his elf ears are!

Anyway, enough about all this weird elf shit.

Here is fat-cocked James Jamesson pounding prolific power bottom Jimmy Clay, who apparently has discovered the power of an Ogilvie home perm kit. Jimmy’s curls look as tight as his asshole (which isn’t saying much, actually), and yet they still have great volume, a silky shine, and a nice bounce to them. I am gay.
 

 
[NextDoorBuddies: James Jamesson Fucks Jimmy Clay]
 

16 thoughts on “Is James Jamesson Literally An Elf?”

  1. So this blogger makes fun of other blogs, like queerty, while deeming Jamesson’s pointy ears something news worthy?…

    1. Since when are blogs supposed to be “newsworthy”? Sure Zach provides us with info on the gay porn world, but it will always be in the form of his own interpretations and preference. And for the most part the majority of us on here agree with him to an extent.

        1. I’d venture to say that The Sword is different than Queerty since it is basically the marketing arm of Naked Sword and a porn gossip blog, while Queerty sets itself up as a respectable news aggregator for the GLBT community.

          1. If you mean only body hair, then yes. But I really disliked his long haircuts I prefer his head hair shorter.

  2. Is this a new DIY video on how to use jiz as lube if you’re short on small engine oil…. or a video on how to reach the ultimate orgasm on a 4 wheeler.

  3. He might identify as straight, but you can definitely hire him for a night of gay sex if you’re in the San Francisco area.

  4. @sxg You’re not a fan of curly hair? That’s an odd statement considering no one has control of the natural way their hair grows.

  5. I’m such ashamed of myself for thinking James Jamesson is so hot. I really do wish he was gay. And I miss Jimmy Clay’s old short haircut. Not a huge fan of curly hair. But it’s not that big of a deal. Always love seeing him blow his huge loads while getting pounded :)

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