With that, we present just a little of the overheard conversation so far:
- “I’m switching rooms because there are three people in my current one that won’t leave.”
- Man in leather kilt: “Does this martini glass make me look too gay?”
- Man at Leather Mart demonstrating human urinal mask: “You won’t waste a drop — it’s eco-friendly.”
- “I did a shot from his foreskin”
- Rubber man to leatherman carrying a mini-fridge in the elevator: “Is that a new fetish?” Fridge Man: “Don’t ask.”
- ”We met on the street during Decadance. He didn’t believe I could get both balls in my mouth, but I did.”
- “Yeah, what IS the German National Anthem?”
- Man outfitted solely in leather bikini briefs. “I’m not a strict Buddhist, but I try to wear as little leather as possible.”
- “I’m going to take after my mother tonight: suck as many dicks as I can and pretend I don’t remember.”
- “Do you think I can still get a cheeseburger and fries?”
If we could only find a New Yorker cartoonist and our underwear, we’d be set. We did however, find this super-enticing invite on a Post It in the hallway near the elevators (click to enlarge)
oh bbbbbbaddd mikey… we all know you were heels-in-the-air in room 604!! Way to get in touch with your creme pie fetish!!
and they say that craiglist is impersonal!
WHY didn’t you tell me they’d be taking loads? I’m booking the plane now, he’d better still be there!
604 West WHAT?? Not fair!!!