I Am Retiring From Gay Porn Blogging

After writing over 5000 gay porn blog posts over the past four years, it is with a heavy heart that I am announcing my retirement from gay porn blogging.

Since 2008, I have had the honor of blogging about some of the biggest gay porn stars and gay porn personalities of our time. I have interviewed and blogged about gay porn stars like Erik Rhodes, Brent Corrigan, Austin Wilde, Pierre Fitch, and Diesel Washington.

I have had Twitter wars, blog wars, real life wars, and a variety of personal meltdowns over the gay porn blog posts that I have blogged. I have almost 9000 Twitter followers and have received tens of millions of page views because of the gay porn blog posts that I have blogged. I have haters. I won a GayVN, was the runner-up for a TLA Award, and have been nominated for countless Grabby and Cybersocket awards.

I blogged about a local politician, destroyed his career, and probably ruined his life. I blogged about a gay porn star’s haircut. I blogged about gay porn stars who push their limits (via dry humping). But now, all of that must sadly come to an end. It’s time for me to move on from gay porn blogging and to move on to something else. I am “30” now, and it’s time for me to focus on what I really want out of life: A family. Please respect my decision and don’t hold it against me. Please look back on my canon of gay porn blog posts fondly. Please don’t remove me from your blogroll just because I am retiring.

But…I will be writing four more blog posts before my official retirement, so you’re not rid of me just yet! ;-)

The first of the last four gay porn blog posts will be about another gay porn blogger and how dumb he is for making some sort of mistake. I will parse his blog post line-by-line and point out where he is wrong and make fun of him. The second of the last four gay porn blog posts will be either about a gay porn studio Photoshopping a tattoo (or a cock) or a gay porn star appearing on a reality show and disavowing his gay porn past. The third of the last four gay porn blog posts will be a viral video for some underwear company that features gay porn stars. The fourth and final gay porn blog post will be about a gay porn star who changed his name, did a bareback scene, and then became a DJ.

Thank you for all of your support over the years, and goodbye forever! (Four blog posts from now.)

UPDATE: “I Am Un-Retiring From Gay Porn Blogging!”