Not as absurd as Jizzy McBone, but still.
Bridge? And not just Bridge, which is his first name, but Layne, which is his last name? So, Bridge Layne. Come on, you guys.
He is a QT and I would gay marry him for sure, but is it too late to change his name to something else like maybe John or Rick or Steve? (And what is going on with the giant nicotine patch/bandage?)
Hot guy, but come on, Bridge Layne???!
I often wish I could comment on Stall Wall links but I can’t so I’m just commenting on the most recent article about bad porn names…
ATK Polish? Oh shit. I don’t think it’s unpronounceable. They capitalised ATK so I think you’re actually supposed to say “Ai Tee Kay”. It sounds like something people ought to dust with, not fap to.
I am the real atkpolish. My Facebook is atk polish where I can be reached… My porn name Origin is from Atkinson(atk),the street I resign on and represent (my hood). Now (polish) subliminal use for dick. Meaning my name stating your getting an Atkinson dick (atk polish),always said together.
What I mean by your getting an Atkinson dick (atk polish),is like your (fucking,sucking,viewing,etc)like a black cock,white cock,Hispanics cock,etc… but a Atkinson cock(atk polish) as if It’s a race/breed. Basically I’m representing my hood and establishing I’m presenting a specific breed of cock,”the atkinson cock(atk polish)-“atkinson dick”… you only get this breed of cock from “milwaukee,Wisconsin. The atkinson resigning block”
MARK, Rick or Steve. “ALL gay men are named Mark, Rick or Steve.”
No worse of a name than “Double Dose.”
Agreed
Best comment ever.
It sounds like he misunderstood the game where you make a porn star name out of your first pet’s name and the first street you lived on, and just used the whole street name for his porn name.
I have to agree that he’s a hell of a hot guy though.
I think he should drop Bridge and go with “Fast”. “Randy Blue announces porn star dominator… Fast Layne!! And he wil save the porn world. Rid it of all evils. To there it will be a happy and joyful place again. A place where people can bring their friends and their kids. A place to just be yourself and let your inner spirit guide you. Oh, and cakewalks.
BTW, thinking about the big patch: maybe it covers a tattoo. I actually knew someone who did some gay porn and he used to stay since he didn’t have tattoos he could always say it wasn’t him. LOL, that’s what he claimed alright.
I guess we’ll find out if he comes back for another scene? He can’t wear that bandage forever.
That patch is one of those pre-moistened big bandaids you put on abrasions that make them heal quicker.
Very cute guy and his unusual name will make Googling him easier.
I miss the days you could get these performers on video/DVD. Now everybody has their little corner of online subscription, dammit.
He’s cute! And it’s still a better name than “Jeydon Studley” or “Tyler Sin” (who I really really really LOVE but that name has gotta go!)
What? Agreed Bridge Layne is kinda lame but it’s not as cringe worthy as Caesar Lancelot