Lollipops are cute. Twinks are cute. Put them together and you’ve got two (2) times the cuteness! You just can’t lose!
There’s even an entire site devoted to the twink/lollipop phenomenon, appropriately titled “LollipopTwinks.com.”
And there have been movies! Candy Boys and Lollipop Twinks, to be specific.
Of course, don’t forget the sequel to Lollipop Twinks, the underrated and under appreciated Lollipop Twinks 2.
Last week, Next Door Studios launched Next Door Twink, which includes a twink who just can’t get enough…wait for it…lollipops.
The End.
because re-reading entries on the sword is what i always end up doing after a night of drinking, i finally felt the need to ask…
WHY did next door insist on that boy striking the “looking back over the shoulder” pose? it’s not flattering for him. at all.
maybe it’s just because, at that angle, he reminds me of this kid i used to know named jesse. i was never certain if jesse was actually handicapped or just retarded.
surely more than one person had to look at those photos before they were “approved.” SURELY i am not the only one who thinks that angle does not do that poor, lollipop-loving kid any favours.
I can’t make it that far because the “lollipop twinks” cover causes me seizures.
That last picture on the left kills me! lol
yuck
Second on that, priests will probably go crazy for it though.
this is a great post
“Hi there! I’d like a lollypop, too! Why don’t you have a seat, Zach. What were you thinking here? Oh, so you just wanted to look. Well, that’s nice but we have the transcripts. You’re free to go, I just want you to know: I’m from a show called “Dateline”…..”
(I’ve seen every episode of that show and if you ever enter a strange house and someone says “I made sweat tea!”, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.)