Happy 47th Birthday, Mark Wahlberg!

“Aging like fine wine” is a nice idea that doesn’t translate into reality. But when we’re talking Mark Wahlberg, truer words couldn’t be spoken.

He started out life as Mark Robert Michael Wahlberg and first burst into our lives as Mark Marky and the Funky Bunch.

There’s a whole generation of gay men who can thank Mark’s grabbing of his junk as their first jack off material.

The big screen was a natural progression. He earned a nomination for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor in “The Departed” in addition to everything from “Boogie Nights” to “The Transformers”.

Today, he’s also a powerhouse producer of mega-hits like “Entourage”, “Boardwalk Empire”, and “Ballers”.

Today, we have an online birthday party and looking back at some of those moments when he lit up the screen – and our pants.

 
One of the favorites of Mark’s nude roles is in “The Basketball Diaries”. Marky shows off that ripped, ravishing chest while playing basketball. [See more of Mark and other Hollywood Hunks here]

 
In 1996, he stars in “Fear” with Reese Witherspoon. The sculpted 24-year-old plays a bit of an obsessive psycho but we’d still do him. [See ALL of Mark here]

 
Soon after a young, ripped Mark shows some skin in “The Big Hit”. [See Mark in our Chiseled Chests playlist]

 
Mark shows off that tight tush in “The Corruptor” (1999). [See Hollywood’s Best Butts here]

 
Mark shows us that tight tush again in “Ted” (2012). This time being whipped by a teddy bear. [More of Mark and Nude Make Celebs]

 
If you have a weakness for daddies, you must admit that Daddy Wahlberg is looking sexy AF in the aptly titled “Daddy’s Home”. [See MORE OF MARK]

 
And of course, the Mark of “Boogie Nights” will always be the Dirk Diggler wet dreams were made of. [See Mark get his groove on and his clothes off]