Hahahahahahahaha: Brent Everett and Steve Pena’s Erotic Throuple Fiction Book Is Out, and In It They’re Werewolves

Remember how back in December I told you about the erotic fiction book that was being written based on Brent Everett, Steve Pena, and Jayson Smith’s threeway relationship? Well, it’s out in print!!

Steve announced the news on Instagram, and the book, Drunk In Love, is the latest in a series called “The Man Love Connection” by gay erotic fiction writer Olivia Black. It seems like the Kindle edition has been out for a while and maybe the paperbacks were slow to arrive?

First, it’s hilarious that one of the tags on the book cover, which may be a sub-series name, is ‘Menage Everlasting.’ Everlasting until Brent’s allowed back in the country, probably!

I suggested that the book might be a how-to manual for throuples, with lessons like ‘How not to sound bitter when your husband and his boyfriend tweet one too many pics of how much fun they’re having in America without you’. A friend suggested it might just be a picture book with “short stories about the trials and tribulations of three idiots trying to open cans of tuna and change lint filters.”

But no! It’s actually erotic genre fiction, and Brent, Steve, and Jayson are all werewolves!

Here’s the back-cover copy, via Amazon:

Steve and Brent Perez are married shifters. In the world of paranormals some might think that’s odd, considering both men are wolves, but it’s the norm for these two. From a very early age they knew they were meant to be together, despite what their homophobic pack might believe. When the anguish of hiding their mating from friends and family becomes too much, they leave home, traveling around the world, performing on stage. While dancing at the Silver Bullet, they are stunned to realize that their mating isn’t complete. When two gorgeous go-go dancers start checking Jayson North out, he’s not sure what to think. Used to being flirted with in his position as a bartender, Jayson tries to keep his distance. Not an easy feat when the two performers draw him like a magnet. When he learns that they’re mates, Jayson is confused. Since working at the shifter-owned bar, he’s learned one major rule — mates are sacred. So why are these two wolves checking him out? But someone else thinks that Steve and Brent belongs to him and he’s more than willing to get rid of Jayson to keep the two shifters to himself. Mating Jayson is the easy part. Keeping him alive may take more strength than two shifters have. Note: This book contains double anal penetration. ** INCLUDES FREE BONUS BOOK: Liam’s Mate [Siren Everlasting Classic ManLove: Erotic Alternative Paranormal Romance, M/M, vampires, shape-shifters, HEA] Liam McMillian is looking forward to the future after a tragic past. Wanting to help out the wolf pack that welcomed him in, he gets a job at the Silver Bullet. One night while picking up empty glasses, he notices a gorgeous stranger checking him out from across the room. When the vampire heads down to the dungeon, Liam follows. Oscar Fitzgerald is a regular at the club. When he spots Liam working, the attraction is instantaneous. He heads to the dungeon when his friends arrive and the tiger follows him. What starts out as a sexy game of cat and mouse soon turns something else entirely when the shifter starts to panic.

The book contains double anal!? So I guess it is a picture book…

It seems like this Olivia Black uses a lot of male models for these things, but most of them aren’t recognizable porn stars like Brent Everett — though she did apparently steal photos of Jared Leto and Joe Mangianiello for one of them?

Anyway I can’t stop laughing.

So fucking weird.

Previously: ARE BRENT EVERETT AND STEVE PENA TURNING THEIR THIRD JAYSON SMITH INTO A PORN STAR?!?