We’re back for another round of Grindr Horror Stories (Ryan Murphy is in negotiations to adapt). Here we look at some amusing and sometimes awful conversations from everyone’s favorite gay sex app. (To be fair, some people also use Grindr to date and network, but not at 1 AM.) Scroll on for delightful Grindr conversations to send you into a horny weekend.
Man Of My Dreams?
My first instinct was to judge this, but then I remembered I literally take relationship advice from psychics so… Also, some people have really intuitive dreams, so this makes more and more sense to me as a premonition. Would you turn down a steady dick because of a bad dream?
Looking For A Poke
This is pretty romantic honestly. The guy in blue takes notice of the guy in yellow’s interests and creates a cute pick-up line based around it. The guy in yellow had better hop on that dick! Play Pokemon Go on the way to and from, but reward that charming top for his effort.
Long Story Short
See there can be productive conversations on Grindr. This is top-notch from start to finish. First, the top reaches out and shows respect for the prep time his bottom put into their encounter. Then the bottom steps up to the plate and has a wonderfully sweet and thoughtful response to ease the troubled mind of his top. You know that poor quick cummer was beating himself up the entire ride back to his place. Also, let’s not judge. Sometimes you’re edging for a while on Grindr before you catch a fish, and then the session might not last as long because you’re already built up. I heard…
It’s Me, Dumbo!
And I oop! I’m personally imagining Josh O’Connor from The Crown. Is it that level of ears? That’s handlebars, baby.
Country First, Cock Second
Can you blame him? It was American history. And honestly, haven’t we all hooked up with more random TV shows than that in the background?!
For some hot gay sex from the apps, check out Falcon Studio’s Hook’d.
What a rude person! The comment about ears was absolutely unnecessary. No one in this world is perfect. If I were the owner of such ears, I would block that classless person.
Are you fucking INSANE you piece of shit!!?? Maybe he LOVED his ears, and remembered them and hoped to meet him again. YOU took it to the negative. You should be ashamed of yourself you hypocrite piece of SHIT. Maybe he was giving him a COMPLIMENT. Did you ever think about that Mr. Know It All ???
Read the title of the post. It’s about 5 ridiculous chats. And the one I specifically commented on is titled IT’S ME DUMBO, so it’s clearly about the ridiculous stance of someone who criticized someone else’s ears on Grindr. I never claimed to know everything.
Interesting stories, the Pokemon story is the funniest.