Screencap Sexpot: Gilles Marini Ain't So Bad When You Wipe the Snail Trails Off His Chest

… it’s NO RICKY MARTINEZ (link NSFW). Bravo even went so far as to award Gilles Marini, “age 32,” an award for his buttocks-which, while nice enough, is no great shakes compared to Pierre Fitch’s birthday cakes.

Which reminds us: In case anyone wonders why it’s 2008 and we still see tits galore in every movie but the penis is still taboo, well this is exactly why. They know that we queens are going to freak out over any flash of pubis. All that said, and all shadow cock aside, we ain’t too proud to ogle.

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