And in further snooze-flashery, the Mormons are planning to plant one million motherfucking “Yes on 8” signs in yards across the state. But fear not: we feel fairly confident that some liberal with an extra million dollars lying around will be able to fund a mission to go around behind the Mormons and pluck the signs up in the middle of the night and recycle them.
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