Gay Porn Icon Cody Cummings Has A Personal Assistant

For Cody Cummings, performing hardcore gay sex acts every day is a complex job that requires a lot of multitasking (putting your hand on the back of someone’s head while they suck your cock; breathing), so it makes sense that he might need some help! And that is why the industry’s #1 gay porn superstar has hired a personal assistant. Let’s meet her!

Last night, Cody Cummings introduced his 16,000 Twitter followers to the new lady in his life, “Paige,” writing, “This is Paige my PA’s new twitter. If ur following me, u should be following her 2. She’ll be giving u a whole new look in.”

According to her Facebook, Paige is 28, hails from beautiful Riverside, California, and is a pre-school teacher. But what does the personal assistant to Cody Cummings even do on an average day?

Uhhh

–Just leaving cody’s crib had a long days work, you know.. shopping and twitting

–cody and I were just talking about NY …. Name some places where he should go

–… Very hard job.. Working with cody all day..he is always shirtless..im like “damn cody alright already.”haha

–Nite everyone!..I’ll let you know what cody is up to tomorrow..

“Paige,” everybody!

 

32 thoughts on “Gay Porn Icon Cody Cummings Has A Personal Assistant”

  1. Leave it to the king of boring egocentricity to hire an “assistant” who got rejected from “Jersey Shore” for being just too stupid-looking.

  2. I am not a regular poster/reader so I don’t know about all of this Zack/pwl/ND/other studio bullshit. I’m a Googler and a Rockettuber. So far tonight, I’ve appreciated what Zack has brought my attention to.
    I just want to take the chance to say that I hate Cummings with a passion. Number one, I’m sorry, but he’s hot. So, my anger comes from what is twisting every one else’s balls: the “faux gay porn” (Love that phrase). I don’t pay for porn (why, when you can see most of it for free?). But I would pay to see him choke on a dick and get fucked in the ass. It gets me angry that he is known a gay pornstar. He is a straight pornstar who fucks guys. There are g4payers who do much more than him and do it far better. He just makes me angry. Be a real man, Cody! Take a dick! My boyfriend told me, “If you don’t like him, don’t watch his shit.” Good point. Anyway, not well-informed about any of this or entitled to my opinion in anyway. Just sharing. Btw, Paige does look and seem like a slut and the whole thing is ridiculous. Who gives a shit?

  3. You really think she’s actually his assistant?! Slut is written all over her face. Those photos, cody practicing at home. This girl is helping to stir up drama by embellishing what she actually is. You know what that is ;)

  4. Is she one of the dime pieces Cody Cummings was referring to on Porn Wiki Leaks? Or is she one of the hags he was referring to?

  5. How much money is Next-Door-Studios paying you Zach to kiss Cody-cumnut ( anti-gay ) ass & promote this slimy worm and vagina-freak. Because he sure as hell is not gay and he has never did any hard-core gay sex scenes if you can call a blow-job real sex. Since when has he fuck a male or got fuck by another male or suck his cock. This is the same [ S-O-B ] Cody-Cumnut who bragg to { Porn-wikileaks } that you pay for his car,house and bank-account & other material goods. No thank you? so you can send Cody-Cumnut to the Dog-pound with a bone up his ass & not in his mouth? And another thing that S-O-B is no ICON to me promoting Cody the Vagina-freak at the expense of real gay-porn+stars and the gay community is an insult and you know it to Zach.

    1. Urethra Franklin

      I think what most of Zach says about Cody is tongue-in-cheek. It’s very subtle most of the time and to pick up on it requires a degree of reading comprehension, albeit a very small one. I recommend starting over and slowly working your way up to reading blogs like this one.

      And if you really think that was Cody Cummings posting that shit on PWL, I have a very attractive piece of the Golden Gate Bridge for sale I’d like to show you.

    2. are u for real?all these cody updates are as subtle as a brick in your face.#allthesecodyupdatesareassubtleasabrickinyourface

  6. Unlucky for her some preschoolers parents can use the internet and no doubt she may upset a few soccer moms. Let’s see how long her job lasts…. if she really is a preschool teacher.

  7. It is nice to know that she is every bit amount getting gay men to pay to watch her “boss” jerk off.

    Her Facebook shows she’s a class act.

    “sitting back watching my boss doing his cam show…fuck these people are funny..awww the gays are cute..lol”
    “my work day is finally done… My boss better love me for all my hard work.. :)”
    “Ohhh…you know.. shoveling shit.. and milking the cows”

      1. Really I don’t get it and yes I am new here. Why is his picture next to hers other than they are sucking a similar sucker?

  8. I know invoking Cody Cummings is an easy way to get page hits, but can we exercise a little restraint?

    On-topic: Looks like someone got caught in a freak tornado at the MAC store.

      1. I take it that’s morbid fascination and not actual attraction. I don’t see how anyone (well, anyone GAY and in their right mind) could find him appealing.

  9. She’s clearly meant to be a buffer between him and all those annoying gay men that want to communicate with him.

    I wonder if part of her job is mailing the sweaty underwear back to the trolls that send it to Cody and pay him to wear it.

    The real insult is that NDS can pay her to be Cody’s assistant as part of his new contract but they chose not to renew Marco LeBeau’s or to try and do anything to make Paul Wagner want to stay.

    I can’t believe Anthony Romero re-up with them…WHY?!? Oh Yeah. That’s right.

    1. Wait? Marko Cub Butt of My Heart LeBeau is a free agent now?

      HALLELUJAH, PORNO JESUS!

      Now he can go back and make watchable hot scenes for Michael Lucas and be charmingly French all over the place.

    2. For the record Next Door Studios has absolutely ZERO affiliation with “Paige”. She does not work for us, we have never met or spoken with her, and she is in no way part of our studio. What Cody chooses to do with his personal time and money is his own business. As for Paul Wagner, you do not have to worry about him one bit. He is being well taken care of by us.

      – Next Door Studios

      1. Paul is happier with Randy Blue. That should make you feel like shit but clearly you want to focus on straight boys.

        Even if you aren’t paying her directly then clearly you are paying him enough to pay her which is insulting enough.

  10. That nice lady who does the makeup for Next Door clearly does not like Paige. She looks like she’d be lovely, if she weren’t trying to be sexy. I hope she’s not teaching those Pre-K kids grammar though.

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