Aside from Cher and cockroaches, thanks to Men.com, we now know what else will survive Armageddon: Damien Crosse, Hector de Silva, and Paddy O’Brian in “Apocalypse.”
Letterbox format, cinema-worthy soundtrack, and three sickeningly hot men: this is an ambitious project from Men.com. Will this go the distance where some felt “The Gay of Thrones” didn’t? Can “Apocalypse” not jump the shark in the middle the way “Star Wars XXX – A Gay Parody” did? Let’s take a look.
Wouldn’t it figure the first dystopian gay porn story has a gay-for-pay leader. Every square inch of Paddy O’Brian is exquisite. He runs this “Beyond Thunderdome.” Connor Maguire is still the chosen one though. It appears Paddy won’t be sucking dick again in this future either. But that cock sure looks good in Hector de Silva’s mouth.
It looks even better going and in an out of Hector mouth. In fact, what wouldn’t look good going in and out of Hector’s anything?
Paddy and Hector’s scene in the finale of “Star Wars XXX – A Gay Parody” was one of the hottest parts of that movie. They sure have the potential to give this one a jump start.
They spent spent a lot of time on the steampunk costumes. They want to make sure we see them. They succeed. The problem is that they never seem to come off. At least in the trailer anyway. When there are men as fine as these, we need to be able to see them. We want the fucking to be unfettered. However, if they’ve put as much effort into the sex portion as they did into the production overall, there’s some definite potential here. “Apocalypse” premieres at Men.com at midnight.
[Watch Paddy O’Brian and Hector de Silva in “Apocalypse Part 1”]
Men.com Adds:
The world is nearing collapse when a fight breaks out over one of the few remaining females. Paddy O’Brian defeats Hector De Silva but instead of finishing him, he takes him aside and rewards him with his fat cock.
Previously:
Of Course They Made Paddy O’Brian A Chauffeur In Men.com’s ‘Downton Abbey’ Spoof
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[See all of Paddy O’Brian’s and Hector de Silva’s scenes at Men.com]
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The director who covered up Hector in that awful “costume” for his first bottoming scene should be arrested for crimes against gay porn fans and the members of men.com should get damages to compensate them for such grossly negligent directing.
Indeed, trex, guilty as charged
If you are turning to men.com for quality porn you should be arrested for crimes against common sense
If paddy is your thing, then keep fapping. He is not for me though. His skin looks tired and overworked to me and his body type while not being horribly unattractive is plain and unerotic IMO. Clearly though this is the minority opinion.