I know they’re often ridiculous and really weird, but I honestly love a porn parody. I stand on the firm belief that porn studios don’t make enough parody content these days and that’s why I’m currently grateful for the perverts over at FamilyDick and their new Full House parody.
Overall, it’s a pretty solid parody with some pretty hot sex. In the first episode of the parody sitcom, Xtian Mingle, also known as Xtian Wolf, takes on the John Stamos role of Uncle Jesse, Jordi Massive and his massive member play Dave Coulier’s Uncle Joey, and Jack Waters plays the hilariously named BJ Tanner, a male take on DJ Tanner, the role originated by known homophobic piece of shit Candace Cameron Bure.
This parody takes the road of having BJ fuck his two “uncles” and while it doesn’t give us a direct parody of Bob Saget’s Danny Tanner character, the first episode of the series does give us a sitcom-like situation that has the young twink separately asking his two uncles to see their cocks to find out if his own dick looks normal in the hopes he’ll be able to get a taste of their dicks.
Both uncles agree to the horny request without knowing that he’s trying to pull a fast one and wrap his mouth around their meat. Soon, BJ is living up to his name and sucking down both of their cock down both of their cocks. He eventually gets caught though, but his uncles don’t seem to mind and begin stuffing him at both ends.
In another episode of the horny sitcom, we meet Nick Floyd playing annoying twink neighbor Timmy Gibbler, a parody of Andrea Barber’s Kimmy Gibbler, who is staying the night and keeping up everyone in the house with his loud snoring. He quickly explains that the only way to stop the snoring is by “pushing his button” – which apparently means shoving a dick down his throat.
So what do you think of this Family Dick x Full House series? Let us know all your hot thoughts down on this parody down in the comments and if you want to see even more from this threesome and foursome, be sure check them out over on FamilyDick!
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Wait until Candace Cameron Bure hears about this
I’m three episodes in and its a fun ride
there’s humor but not too much its not over done like it would be if Men.com had it
the sex is good Xtian and Jordi are great in there roles I really hope they cast Danny Tanner and BJs little brothers (Stephan and Mitchell ) and of course we need a Becky but in male form please no women in this parody
This is trash
Are the Olsen twins going to make a cameo?
Oh wait. This is Family Dick, not Naked Sword.
Thanks for posting the coming attractions — for me, I had to get past the “story-line” but the sex was HOT!