For today’s dong-filled list, the folks over at Mr. Man put in the HARD work to determine which celebrities have the biggest and smallest penises in Hollywood!
For this collection of cocks, only A-listers were considered, and the findings have been verified by their team of highly specialized guy-ientists. (Those are guy scientists for you non-academics!)
See the top three biggest penises, as well as the top three smallest penises, in the biz we call SHOW below! To peep the full list of the 20 biggest and smallest celebrity cocks, head here.
Biggest: Ben Affleck
Ben has the biggest penis in Hollywood, and you can see his door knocker in action in this steamy Gone Girl shower scene.
Biggest: Michael Fassbender
The second biggest Hollywood cock belongs to Michael Fassbender! His massive cock flops side to side as he sashays towards the camera in Shame.
Biggest: Yahya Abdul-Mateen II
And the third biggest celeb cock belongs to Yahya Abdul-Mateen II. See his mouthwatering member during his multiple gratuitous nude scenes on Watchmen.
Smallest: Terrence Howard
Now it’s on to some fun-sized schlongs. Terrence Howard has the smallest penis in Hollywood. His petite package makes a major appearance during a group shower scene in Get Rich Or Die Tryin’! Maybe in Terryology (Howard’s unproven math theory), three inches equals a foot!
Smallest: Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio is the proud owner of the second smallest Hollywood cock. Back when he was a mere twink, Leo let it all hang out in Total Eclipse. One more time for the cheap seats…
Smallest: Jude Law
And if you’re a fan of pint-sized packages, you’ll definitely want to see what Jude Law is packing. He has the third smallest A-list cock, and you can check it out in The Talented Mr. Ripley when he takes a bath next to Matt Damon.
Hey fellas, don’t sweat the small stuff! We have about 1,200 more celebrity cocks right here!
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Lol you have a little longer than 11 inch penis? Sure you do bud, sure you do.
Who cares if Afflecks dick is big, he doesn’t use it since he is drunk all of the time. Nothing sexy about a drunk Affleck passed out in his own puke!
so true
Big dick, small dick is the “stuff” of porn and fantasy. When it comes to relationships and love, “size does NOT matter,” and the “measure of a man” is absolutely NOT his penis, but rather his heart and mind, and, of course, his actions. Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I’m willing to bet there are a goodly number of thoughtful guys who will agree with me.
Richard, you’re so right. gay men are so cock sized obsessed it’s sad and pathetic. How many of us passed over guys who weren’t hugely endowed and went for those men who are and ended up being treated poorly, and taken for granted and instead should have gone with those guys averagely endowed. Consequently many of us miss out on potential loving relationships with great men. You get where i’ m going.
OH SURE, GAYS ARE COCK SIZE OBSESSED. THE SAD AND PATHETIC PART IS THE SHEER NUMBER OF”STRAIGHT” PRETENDERS WHO CROWD INTO DOWNTOWN AND NEAR TO TOWN PARKS AND KNOWN CRUISING AREAS EVERY NIGHT TO GET SOME OF THAT OH, SO BORING COCK
I agree with you. Talk about size of penis is so outdated.
Jude Law had some widely published candids of him changing at the beach a few years ago. He had a very nice sized dick. Not huge but very nice.
He made his Braoadway debut which included a scene in a tub and it wasn’t small in real life.
Some guys are growers and not showers and some showers don’t grow that much when erect. Unless they are comparing fully erect dicks the comparison is pretty meaningless.
The bigger the better I say.
I don’t care if Jude Law has a small one. He is just too sexy.