It’s finally, finally just about over. Episode 99 of Season 4 of the 100-episode sexual Survivor competition So You Think You Can Fuck is now out on Dominic Ford, with the big finale coming next week. And this week, they asked them all to throw each other under the bus.
Well, not exactly, but in the pre-sex portion they sat down everybody and did that reality show cliche thing where they ask them all who they’d take 500 points away from if they were forced to, for the competition. Everyone hems and haws and says they don’t want to be negative and they don’t have anything against anyone, but Bryce Evans picks Landon Conrad, saying he probably has one of the bigger fan bases; Vance Crawford, when pressed, says he’d take points from Armond Rizzo; Armond really hems and haws and tries to get out of it but he picks Landon; Landon picks Trenton Ducati; Trenton picks Tommy Defendi; and Tommy picks Landon, saying, “I really hope I don’t lose a friend over [this].” And host Matthew Rush totally lies and says it’s “all private and no one will know” what they said — even though it totally gets recorded and is obviously going to be part of the episode when it airs. Tommy sees through it all, though, and knows that they’re probably going to broadcast this.
Anyway, for the sex part, we get Vance paired up with Trenton, and they start out with blowjobs and rimjobs on top of this big backhoe in the middle of this wilderness (probably Florida) where they’ve been stuck shooting all 100 episodes.
Then they move into a garage, where Trenton fucks the cum out of Vance. And once again, gotta say, for heteroflexible Vance, this all comes real easy to him. He likes the dick.
Never have been into Trenton and Vance is nothing special. Can we agree that this installment of sytucf is a let down now.
Ducati needs to stop looking at the camera in all these pictures.