Yesterday I posted a video of what was the biggest, longest, most insane cum shot of all time. But then Randy Blue gay porn star Chip Tanner saw that video and said, “I’mma let you finish, but my cum shot is the biggest, longest, and most insane cum shot of all time.” Here it is.
This was unearthed from Tanner’s now defunct personal site “Gloryhood” and was shot in 2009, and like the other cum shot video, the cum just keeps coming and coming! At one point, it even stops for a good five seconds before it starts up again even stronger than it started?
Chip Tanner has shot the biggest, longest, most insane cum shot I’ve ever seen (although it does kind of look like he’s peeing in the beginning), and that is the luckiest patch of carpet I’ve ever seen. Also: Celine Dion!
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Show THAT on randy blue video please.
Looks like he’s peeing? It’s probably saline – you should see what guys do with the stuff over on Xtube.
Celine Dion has that effect.
definitely watch w/o the sound
what’s that sexy little freak up to these days?
Eating his own feces and pissing in his mouth while doing cartwheels?
lol I keep hearing this thing about him eating his own shit. By chance where is proof of this? I honestly do lean towards believing it, as he looks fucking weird enough to do such a thing, but I still like to see the evidence on it.
unbelievable…
damn, you could glaze a whole tray of cinnamon rolls with that shit
As big as that load was, I would prefer a slightly smaller load if it was thicker/creamier.
Chip, I am disappointed in your choice of music for this clip. This obviously should be scored with “It’s Raining Men” by the Weather Girls, hallejuah!
I think it’s a joke . Celine Dion is very cheesy. Chip has the best sense of humour I’ve seen in a pornstar ;) Close second is Colby Keller .
am I the only one not turned on by copious amounts of cum?
I’m sure Jane Lynch, Ellen Degeneres, and Rosie O’Donnell aren’t fond of them either.
um, hello?! women have juices too…
You said cum aka semen. Nothing was said about orgasmic fluids in general.