EXCLUSIVE: The Sword To Launch Brand New Gay Porn Mega Membership Site!

The time has come for The Sword to branch out from being just a blog. It’s time to do something BIG, and that is why today I am over the moon to announce that The Sword is launching its own gay porn mega studio with over 700 different sites, 250 themes, and 5000 different gay porn star exclusives. It is called Bro.com, and now is the time to join before it is too late and the time runs out!! Here is a free preview of Bro.com.

Because you have to cater to every kind of gay porn fan and every kind of gay porn taste, Bro.com will feature over 700 different individual membership or “niche” sites. We will have gay bros, straight bros, bisexual bros, asexual bros, questioning bros, transgendered bros, and lesbian bros engaging in the hottest, most exclusive gay sex on the net.

The men of Bro.com will be featured in a variety of scenarios that bros might find themselves in, and here is just a sneak peek at some of the Bro.com themes/sub sites:

Men in Suits.
Men in Leisure Suits.
Men in Cheap Suits.
Men in 3-Piece Suits.
Men in Penguin Suits.
Men in Penguins.
Men in Clown Suits (alt: Men in Clown Noses).
Men in Lawsuits
Men in Wet Suits.
Men who Wet The Bed.
Men in Wet Blankets.
Men in Blankets.
Men in Burqas (will poke holes out for the dicks and butts!).
Men in Bath Robes.
Men in Monk Robes.
Men in Klan Robes.
Men in Vestaments.
Men in Smoking Jackets.
Men in Straitjackets.
Men in Kimonos.
Men in Colonial Garb.
Men in Blackface.
Men in Gitis.
Men in Diapers.
Men who Eat Diapers.
Men who have had their Faces Eaten Off.
Men who Like Men.
Men who Like Women.
Men who Don’t Like Anybody!
Men in Masks (because they had their faces eaten off).
Men who Look Like Your Dad.
Men who are Your Dad.
Men in Prison.
Men on Parole.
Men on House Arrest.
Men on Death Row.
Men on a Jury.
Men who are Alternates on a Jury.
Bailiffs.

Locations where men will be fucking to include: Multi-million dollar yachts, buses, caves with prehistoric drawings on the walls, DMV, Korean massage parlors (we need more Asians in gay porn), military cemeteries (thank you Obama for repealing DADT!), medicinal marijuana cafe, side of the road in South Florida, abortion clinic waiting room (for the gay-for-payers), abandoned Suite 703 studio, homeless shelters, battered women shelters, storm shelters, The Good Hotel in San Francisco, subway stations, Subway, synagogues, mosques (we need more Muslims in porn), morgues, dumpsters, dump trucks, food trucks, burn wards, psych wards, Montgomery Ward (for vintage scenes), AA meeting, Burbank.

Also: In addition to all of the 700+ niche sites with original content, Bro.com will also feature its very own BLOG where Bro.com members can blog their own blogs and become FAN BLOGGERS, sharing their relevant views and opinions on gay porn. It’s gay porn blogging from a FAN’S point of view!

Also again: In addition to all of the niche sites with original content, Bro.com will also feature its very own TUBE SITE, where members can upload whatever content they want! Private sex tapes, amateur jerk-off clips, “funny” videos of cats/babies, pirated gay porn scenes from other producers like Corbin Fisher, even pirated scenes from Bro.com itself! NO CENSORSHIP! The internet is a community of IDEAS and FAIR TRADE.

Also too: There will be a COMMENTS SECTION/FORUM where Bro.com members and fans can leave comments about their favorites Bro.com scenes, Bro.com niche sites, or Bro.com performers, their favorite color, or just spam. We’re a FREE SPEECH and NO CENSORSHIP ZONE. No topic off limits, no subject too controversial, no comments will be moderated (members subject to $.50 charge per published comment). Leave as many comments as you want about the same thing–it will literally never get old!

Join The Sword’s new gay porn mega site Bro.com now and get all 714 individual sites for the price of one, at $99.95/month for 82 months, or buy one full year and get your second year free (second year to commence in 2015) for just $2,081! A -$900.5,22 value!! (Or, join only the sites you want from the 714 that there are to choose from, at just $14.08 per site–with a minimum join of at least 42 sites! Username must contain a number and a letter!!) Now accepting Discover Card and WIC.

Bro.com releases 78 original scenes per day on 452 of its sub sites, so you’ll always have “something” to watch, “somewhere”! BONUS!: Sign up for Bro.com today and enter the promo code “KILLmyself” to receive your first 45 minutes FREE. Bye.