Chris Porter and Samuel Colt’s new puppies are taking after their two gay dads! They love to make out.
Here’s “Eggs” (the bigger, blonder one) and “Bacon” (the smaller, darker one) having some play time and getting all kissy kissy in the kitchen. Eggs is the boy and Bacon is the girl, and they’re both totally gay for Chris. I think my heart just unfroze for 59 seconds.
Cute video, or the cutest video?
Aww what cute additions to the family.
I dont know who’s cutter, you or the Puppys!
This is like Porn for @pornopayton
zach, i don’t know why you insist on shoving chris porter down our throats, it’s overload already
I´d love to have chris down my throat
def cutest video. ever. lol
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my goodness! s. And Baaaaaaaaaaaaaby pornstar.
(My heart overflows.)
Hm. That formatted funny. It’s missing my explosion of love for BABY ANIMALS.
If you write a word longer than 15 characters, it puts a space in. It’s done it to me a few times.
Cant decide which of the 3 pups is the cutest. But OMG Bacon’s eyebrows..melt.
Too fucking adorable :)
Shirtless guy on the fridge is kind of nice too.
all the girls at my work are screaming over this video, just fyi.
as i said on twitter, it’s totally my new happy place.