Did Piece Paris Directly Inspire This New Nintendo Game?

Nintendo gaymers will know that Kirby and the Forgotten Land, the latest game featuring everyone’s favorite pink ball, officially dropped this last weekend. I’m personally only about an hour into this new game, but I’m already pretty shocked to see that this video game is fully just stealing its ideas from an iconic gay porn scene featuring Pierce Paris.

In the game, you’re introduced to Mouthful Mode, an ability that Kirby has where it can suck up massive things like a car or a vending machine. (I also know a good number of porn stars who are experts at their own version of Mouthful Mode, but that’s a different post for a different time.) Once you’re introduced to Mouthful Mode, one of the first items that Kirby has to suck up is a giant traffic cone. Upon seeing the pink blob expertly inhale an orange cone, I had to put my controller down as I experienced a major case of déjà vu. I just knew I had seen this action before, except it didn’t involve Kirby at all. It involved Pierce Paris’ famous asshole!

As all hardcore Pierce fans know, the famous porn star and recent NakedSword director made a 2019 scene with Men.com called Step Your Bussy Up. Also featuring Dante Colle and Michael DelRay, the scene showed Pierce engaging in some wacky anal antics while shoving a remote, a baseball bat, and even a traffic cone up his ass.

So now we just can’t help but wonder… Does Nintendo know about this Men.com scene? Did they take inspiration from Pierce getting fucked by a cone and turn it into Kirby fucking his own mouth with a cone? Is this new Kirby game ripped straight from one of the weirdest gay porn scenes we’ve seen in the last couple of years? Could Pierce’s cone-filled backdoor be the only reason that Mouthful Mode and this new game even exist in the first place?!?!

I’m obviously joking here, but after sucking up so many different traffic cones in this game, I couldn’t help but think that everyone at Nintendo are just giant perverts who also sits around all day watching excessive amounts of gay porn. I mean, they totally could be, but most likely not if we’re being realistic and honest with ourselves.

So have you played this new Kirby game yet? Or are you still playing Pokémon and the new Mario Kart DLC? What items would you want to see Pierce Paris anally swallow in a hypothetical Step Your Bussy Up sequel? Sound off in the comments below with all your hot thoughts!

[Watch Pierce Paris in ‘Step Your Bussy Up’]