Damien and Damian Set Up, uh, Trailer for a Little Wal*Mart Gothic

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Damien Crosse spies his new home from the passenger seat of his old beater and gets ready for a taste of the good life.

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Damian Rios is not as impressed, and quickly tries to stick it in reverse, but to no avail.

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“How am I going to blog from this????”

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“And I’m supposed to clean out HERE?”

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The two sit down for a meal in their new home, but there’s not even stone soup on the menu.

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We may not got much, but we gots each other!

To inaugurate their new castle, Damien Crosse summoned his inner John Waters and does his best Babs Johnson. Of course, we’re a family publication so we’ll spare you the not-fit-for-polite-company results with an NSFW link.

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6 thoughts on “Damien and Damian Set Up, uh, Trailer for a Little Wal*Mart Gothic”

  1. I had such a great time with dreamy Damien Crosse in our brokedown home. unfortunately all dreams come to an end.
    I would love to do a scene or two with Mr. Crosse, but we had no beds in our trailer so I tried to get some enjoyment out of the gearshift in the truck but no luck.

    XOXO

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