What’s the first thing you think of when you see the term “CUM”? Do you think of that warm, white good good that shoots out of your hog or do you think of “one of the best Christian colleges and universities in Michigan”?
Well, unfortunately for Concordia University of Michigan, I’m gonna assume that almost everyone immediately thinks of a load of jizz before they think of the school – and that’s what makes this university’s merch so good!
Twitter user @lildom911 brought this school’s existence to our attention when they tweeted out some shirts and hats available on a college apparel website. Now, the clothes aren’t officially licensed (we doubt a good Christian school would let everyone walk around with CUM all over them), but nonetheless, they’re still pretty funny to look at.
On the apparel site, you can buy CUM hats, CUM face masks, CUM sweatshirts, and even some CUM sweat shorts. You can purchase a complete outfit and be covered head-to-toe in CUM.
If screenshots of these CUM covered clothes end up going viral, I won’t be surprised if gay men start buying these CUM clothes in bulk. I’m calling it now that Pride 2021 is going to be filled with gay men wearing their favorite CUM hats and CUM shirts. This university is going to be thoroughly represented at every circuit party for the next decade!
Okay – so would you buy some CUM apparel even if you’ve never been to this school? Do you think it’s tacky if someone wears these shirts because they say “CUM”? Sound off below with your CUM opinions!
Great… they just caught on & no longer allow you purchase CUM designs
I’m partial to the CUM CATCHER and the CUM XXL. How about a CUM squeeze water bottle?