French Men Say They Have Big Penises; We Say They’re Dirty Liars

The smallest self-reported condom size belonged to Greek men, whose preferred condom length is 1.2 inches less than French men. Of course, because the study relied on the honesty of the men surveyed, and because there is probably not much of a penis size difference among European countries, this study strikes us as saying more about the respondents’ personalities than it does about their penis size. So we’re inclined to conclude that French men don’t have big dicks — they are big dicks. After all, these are the people who invented Napolean and his little complex.

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French say they need the biggest condoms (Yahoo! News)

1 thought on “French Men Say They Have Big Penises; We Say They’re Dirty Liars”

  1. Eat your words

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    Why wouldn’t there be a difference in penis size throughout Europe? There’s a height difference, a skin tone difference. Contrary to what Americans think of as “White” such an ethnicity doesn’t exist. It’s a made up one to put genetically distinct people into one category the cold hard fact is Europeans are different from each other. A Russian has just about as much relation to an Italian as he does a Japanese person. Europeans are not all the same. Ofcourse they are related, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t genetic distinctions, there are and they have been studied with dna evidence to back them up. Not all Europeans overlap with each other genetically.

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