“What I find very funny is there’s so much beheading in this, and yet people want to talk about my penis,” ~Chris Pine
Considering the above quite he gave to the Hollywood Reporter, if Chris Pines really wanted people to stop talking about his schlong, he’d stop talking about his scholong.
No. We’re not complaining. After all, he’s now a #CelebrityCock and all the more so, it’s all part of the grand plan to ensure “Outlaw King” gtes those eyeballs.
“Netflix has a strategy to gain millions more subscribers this November: inserting a gratuitous Chris Pine nude scene in the middle of bloody, muddy Scottish battle epic ‘OUTLAW KING’,” wrote Variety’s Peter Debruge.
Referencing Michael Fassbender’s famous nude scene in Steve McQueen’s “Shame”, “Pine is a gentleman, but he’s not going to sell himself short: ‘I mean, I’d certainly match him’, Pine said.” added Vulture.
ScreenRant chimes in with this helpful peen viewer’s guide, “while the actor technically has two nude scenes – one of his backside appears earlier in the film during a scene with Florence Pugh, who plays Robert’s wife and queen Elizabeth de Burgh – Pine’s full-frontal nudity scene in Outlaw King is at the 1:27:51 mark.”
“Pine can be seen sporting a full beard, and a full bush as he emerges from a lake,” writes our friends and Cocktails & Cocktalk …
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“That water was cold,” said Chris.
Let’s hope his next movie includes a nice, long, warm bath.
Happy Monday.
He is my man anytime
He must be a grower. He has a pic on the internet he’s laying on his propped up he has a dildo. It’s nice and it doesn’t looked like they are touched up? In any case he’s a turn on.
Probably a prosthetic. They always are.
looks great ,, especially being in that cold water