Actually, he’s mostly just sniffling and sitting around his bathroom in his American Apparel underpants saying a bunch of melodramatic and asinine shit about us “as a nation.” Good thing we forgot about him in late 2007.
Watch it if you’re beyond bored, unemployed, or a glutton for internet punishment. We apologize in advance.
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His t-shirt says “I ain’t no negative Nancy.” Apart from that he’s annoying little teenager.