You wouldn’t think that getting your full body scanned before a competitive chess match would be a headline-making activity, but it sure is when you’re U.S. chess grandmaster Hans Niemann!
During his recent arrival at the U.S. Chess Championships in St. Louis, the 19-year-old chess grandmaster can be seen receiving a more thorough security check than his peers as he has wand waved over his ass – a measure that was not practiced on the players that entered immediately before or after him.
So why are they inspecting this man’s back door? Well, just last month Hans’ booty gained some attention when he had to deny an online rumor that said he was able to pull off a major chess upset because he was using a remote-controlled prostate massager or wireless anal beads – like those seen in Falcon’s Work From Home – to have someone secretly communicate to him via booty vibrations.
Although it has been reported that this player has “likely” cheated in over 100 games, as HuffPost points out, the rumors about Hans’ use of vibrating sex toys were unsupported by concrete evidence and were swiftly denied by Hans himself.
“If they want me to strip fully naked, I will do it. I don’t care. Because I know I am clean,” the player said after his unexpected win. “You want me to play in a closed box with zero electronic transmission, I don’t care. I’m here to win and that is my goal regardless.”
Now we just sit around and wait for the inevitable porn parody of this chess player and his alleged cheating anal beads. If we had to guess, we think it’s probably going to end up being a Men.com parody that shows someone getting some insane vibrations to their hole before being discovered as a cheat and then getting fucked in the butt by their opponent. Sounds like a hit, tbh!
Beyond funny!
That wand is the closest thing that kid has had near his ass. FYI he’s 19