Hey guys, Intern Candace here! I’m so proud to be able to make my first video appearance here on The Sword!
And what better way to start my new video series than to give you a review of my friend Cody Cummings’ dildo!? When we hung out at the Phoenix Forum last month, Cody Cummings suggested I pick up his dildo if I ever missed him, so that’s exactly what I did!
Check out my exclusive review of the Cody Cummings dildo below and let me know if you’d like me to do more of these reviews for you!! Thanks, guys!
-Candace
P.S. Did you know that me and my twin sister Chelsea were both born and raised in England? Well, now you do! ;-)
Candance, hun, you forgot to mention that you’re not supposed to actually PUSH it inside you, you just rearrange the lighting in whichever room you’re standing in such a way that yhe shadows conceal that you’re not actually putting it inside you, just pretending that you did and reacting accordingly…
Candace, dear, you are way too pale to be wearing all black and holding a flesh colored dildo, especially, when you are sitting on an all black faux leather sofa. Doesn’t Zach at least provide a stylist consultant prior to your your videography?
Those dildos always look so much more exaggerated than the real thing. This is no exception.
Whew. I was a-scared my sister was going to USE it in the review. Thank God.