Buddy & Barron: Not Even This Facial Is A Saving Grace

Hey, Sean Cody, Helix called and said they want their models back. But when they called again, they said you could keep these two.

Barron and Buddy have a lot in common. Neither one of them belongs on Sean Cody. It’s great we have a scene with two gay guys. But just because they’re gay doesn’t earn them a pass.

That may not matter to you. But it matters a lot to that small cadre of paying members who keep the site alive for the rest of us. If these are the kinds of models they wanted, they have joined Helix in the first place.

Let’s put the off-branding to the side for a moment. It’s true, you can order a burger and fries at many Chinese restaurants. But if the burger is overdone and the fries are greasy, it doesn’t matter what kind of place it came from.

That pretty much describes the scene: the wrong thing from the wrong place. If being topped by Brysen couldn’t make Barron watchable, Buddy was a dead twink walking before he ever arrived on the set. Buddy says, “[H]e’s definitely going to be my bitch” in an effort to make him appear like a tough top is just of the things I wish I could unhear.

 
However, this isn’t about my orgasm, it’s about yours. I hope you like this better than I did. And borrowing from the “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all” school of thought, I looked for the those few blossoms in the desert.

 
Opening yack yack features Buddy saying he has a dominant side. We need to send out an Amber Alert for that. Lip locking in the living room in the new Sean Cody house leads to a brief skull fucking of Barron – who already is red-faced faced and looks in pain.

 
This morphs to cowboy where a desperate for dick Barron is rock hard for the ride. It’s a brief but solid run but turn down the volume. Barron’s moans and Buddy’s pseudo-dom top catcalls sound like disjointed voiceovers unrelated to what we’re seeing.

 
We get a brief ATM then there’s this. Playing footsie like this isn’t even for twinks since it’s pointless save being filler footage and the chance for Barron and Brysen to read lines from the porn script that’s playing out in their minds and not on the screen.

 
Onto the floor for Buddy to deliver his promised doggie fuck. Visually, not bad. Audibly, it made my ears bleed. It’s it’s not happening physically, no amount of canned chatter will provide it.

 
Barron, however, is here for the dick and that he got. He shoots a nice, well-captured load on the floor and then takes a taste of his handiwork. I say handiwork because a later janky edit might lead a more suspicious type to wonder if any actual penetration accompanied the ejaculation.

 
“Breed me, shoot in my ass” Barron actually says and Buddy follows directions. Well, not in the ass but on the cheeks. He loads Barron home, feeds him some stragglers, ATM, and scene.

Round two opens with a passionate make-out session until Buddy calls Barron “you little bitch” in a non-sequitur that means the wanna-be tough-act is still alive and well. It goes on much too long much like the fingering that follows where Barron looks and sounds like he’s being impaled by a red-hot poker.

 
Buddy looks like he’s asking you if, “you want fries with that” even while calling Barron “a piece of shit” and taking a finger from Barron’s hole to his mouth where he forces it in taps it on his tongue.

 
They drag that out even more until it’s time for missionary. Not a bad little run there though it showcases something not good for any scene: the faces of both models look like they are in pain – not enjoying themselves. Both of them. Riding is next. Well done, captured, and the best visuals of the day so far.

 
With Buddy imploring him to do so, Barron shoots his second load with Buddy definitely fucking him this time. Then it’s Buddy’s turn to give Barron the face full he’s been begging for. For the facial fans out there, this may redeem the entire scene. It’s the one remarkable sequence from a scene many will likely forget.

 
Given his limited sexual experience, Buddy didn’t do badly from the waist down. No wood issues at all. And I think if he put the energy into what he was doing instead of trying to sound the part, there are probably some bottoms over at Helix who might not have minded. As for the rest of us, well, we’ll hope for better this weekend.

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Another take: see what John Tegan over at GayDailyHot has to say about this scene.