So That’s Why They Call Him “The White Rhino”

Everyone was talking about the “huge size difference” between boxers David Allen and David Howe. And that was before the weigh-in revealed it wasn’t confined to height.

Former world champions David Haye and Tony Bellew clashed in a heavyweight blockbuster in London last Friday in a much-ballyhooed bout. But it’s the guys on the undercard, David Allen and David Howe, who are being credited with injecting some “light-hearted fun” into the pre-fight fierceness.

As for “The White Rhino,” he may be packing a punch, but I think he might have been packing his shorts too.

As The Mirror reported, “And popping up is something that David Allen certainly did, as he used some interesting genital distraction techniques to try and force a reaction out of his opponent, David Howe.”
“But every now and again, up pops a character that likes to break the equilibrium. And popping up is something that David Allen certainly did, as he used some interesting genital distraction techniques to try and force a reaction out of his opponent, David Howe. They couldn’t resist a smile about the antics. And Allen’s stunt sent the arena into laughter.”

And while his bulge had nothing to do with it, unless he smothered Howe’s face in it, David “The White Rhino” Allen knocked David Howe out.

That doesn’t come as a surprise. A quick check of his twitter reveals he may box …

But he doesn’t play

Perhaps he’s trying to start a movement to change the name from boxer shorts to boxer longs …

After all, we’ve seen boxers without their shorts before.

Hell, we’ve even seen former professional boxer Yusaf Mack do a lot more than just drop his …

[Watch Jason Barr & Yusaf “Philly” Mack at Reality Thugs]

 
So, it was fun while it lasted. If you’re a boxing fan, stick to ESPN. However for those fans of big dicks …
I know exactly where to go get your fix.

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And tell ’em “The White Rhino” sent you.