Blue Blake: "The Tears Have to End"

To continue with the alliteration, bossy bottom Blue Blake (pictured left) chronicles his life and career in an autobiography called Out of the Blue: Confessions of an Unlikely Porn Star. “Unlikely” refers to Blue’s early days as a skinny drama student with no self-esteem. “Confessions” include a how-to guide for filming around hemmorhoids on a porn set.

The book was dedicated to Harold, who lives in L.A. Blue has returned to London, where he is working hard on his muscle-worship website, and his muscle-worship production company, the delightfully oral-cumshot-friendly Big Blue Productions.

In the wake of the painful break-up, Blue is talking. “I met Harold when I was 32,” he tells Mark Adams of Vidioview blog. “When you date someone for 13 years, it is difficult to throw yourself back into the dating pool. Luckily, I always was a strong swimmer … The tears definitely have to end.”

We don’t know what it’s like to have a boyfriend, as nobody ever calls us back. But we can imagine that break-ups are not fun, so we wish Blue the best.