The best of the best from this year’s Grabbys ceremony.
As noted earlier, I remember nothing from Saturday night’s show at the Park West Theater in Chicago (or the after party, or how I got back to my hotel room, or any of the following day, to be honest). For a list of winners, including NakedSword for Best VOD and The Tim & Roma Show’s Sister Roma being entered into the Grabbys Wall Of Fame, go here. I do vaguely remember that none of the porn star presenters could read the names of the nominees, watching the Bel Ami boys pee was the highlight of my life, and co-host Dean Monroe felt compelled to tell the audience that he hasn’t had plastic surgery. Also, going through my live/drunk tweets, it seems that the ceremony was just like any gay porn awards ceremony: Long-winded and self-indulgent. Like this blog.
Boyfriends so charming and hot they make you want to throw up/jerk off: Austin Wilde & Anthony Romero.
Some poorly lit video of them:
None of them have had work done: Dean Monroe, Chi Chi LaRue, Jimmy Durano.
Best Eyebrow winner Topher DiMaggio and Best Ass/Best Dressed winner Race Cooper.
Men in black: Tommy Defendi and Rob Romoni.
THE BEL AMI BOYS!!! Surprisingly, each of them actually has a name. Dolph Lambert, Kevin Warhol, and Kris Evans were the hottest Euro-Mormon gay porn trio in the room.
THE BEL AMI BOYS PEEING!!!
THE BEL AMI BOYS AND CHRIS PORTER!!!
Jesse Santana, pink twink Brandon Wilde, and Diesel Washington.
Spencer Reed, Austin Wilde, Performer of the Year winner Samuel Colt.
The other Performer of the Year winner Brent Everett with husband Steve Pena.
Spencer Reed and Phillip Aubrey.
Are there any single gay porn stars left?
Are there?
BFFs.
The end! Goodbye forever, Grabbys 2011.
None of these people are attractive.
I’m a little obsessed with those Bel Ami Boys. RAWR!!
I secretly wanted Tony Buff to tie them up and do stuff to them. Is that wrong? ;@)
Race Cooper’s ass…what a succulent berry that was!!! yum.
Only if by “wrong” you mean “clearly one of the missed opportunities of the decade.”
DIESEL WASHINGTON LOOKS CRAZY….TWEEKING MAYBE?
No. He doesn’t do that.
Topher Dimaggio needs to lay off the Baby Jane makeup.
Wow. Great party pictures. The pic of the BelAmi guys pissing (so random and at the same time such a golden and precious moment) and the Samuel Colt kissing Chris Porter are my favorites, but Porter’s west has to go.
Topher & Dean Monroe need to apply for next seasons Drag Race if their make-up skills are anything to go by.
The Brents photo op .. my my how time flies ..it seems like only yesterday …. . …. …
wow.. The lack of studio lighting doesn’t agree with some of these ladies… and didn’t their mammas ever teach them how to blend their foundation.
Aw, the Samuel Colt kiss is so sweet!
There is indeed a huge concentration of couples
This was SUCH a fantastic weekend. I didn’t get to talk to Chris Porter. Maybe next time. But Samuel Colt was awesome! So hot!
Thank you for including the pictures of Spencer and Phillip. They are my absolute favorite couple. And so fucking stunning in person I’m still shaking my head over how it can be so.
Why no Leo Forte and Drew Cutler pics? Talk about gorgeous…
There’s a fun Drew and Leo pic in the post covering the night before the show: http://thesword.com/grabbys-weekend-drunk-porn-stars-in-a-bar.html
I am so jealous of Phillip Aubrey…
Isn’t Bel Ami’s Kris Evans actually the Hungarian cop who had to quit the force when he was outed in his hometown? I thought others were jealous or something he was making a mountain of money and it got in their press. Dolph is movie star handsome.
Damn! It IS impossible to take a bad picture of Chris Porter. The Bel Ami boy don’t do much for me, but if someone had tossed them to the IML, I would have been glad to watch.