Because Nothing Puts You More In The Mood Than Dead Pelicans

And that’s obviously their objective. To be assholes. Log Cabin Republicans are capitalizing on public awareness of oil spills to make a political/sexual(?) statement, and if they can offend at least one environmentalist or one Democrat (or anyone, really) they’ll have accomplished something, I guess. Because do you ever think anything about Log Cabin Republicans other than they’re the people in the booths at the pride festivals who are dumb and old? Maybe now you’ll remember them as that edgy organization responsible for the puns on condom wrappers?

Also, just a few weeks ago, the LCR gave L.A. Pride-goers a chance to tea bag Sarah Palin in some sort of carnival ring toss game, which means they’re even bold enough to offend some of their own. And it worked!

For the record, I’m not offended by either stunt. Really, who cares? It just feels good to talk about people who are more desperate and in need of attention than I am.

0 thoughts on “Because Nothing Puts You More In The Mood Than Dead Pelicans”

  1. Those condoms are just obnoxious. They’re not even funny if you have a black sense of humour (which I do). They’re just painfully unfunny whichever way you look at it.

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